» Bastard Colleagues

Nothing too harsh,
I work in a smallish office and we all get along great except for the same vein crackhouse broke into with the "I'm holding a child and therefore can't do anything except gossip and drink tea."

However one of my colleagues has taken it upon himself to floor his work area with bubblewrap, which means whenever he moves on his chair all we can hear is a crescendo of popping and whenever we look over he has this smug smirk on his face.

The problem?

I wish I'd thought of it first. :(
(Thu 24th Jan 2008, 16:46, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

Photography
I've been doing Photography for the best part of a term now and I seem to have quite abit of a problem, developing negatives and pictures. Negatives require complete darkness and since I'm one of 3 guys who does this course and we're outnumbered about 5 to 1 by girls, it's rather interesting. Theres just something about fumbling in the dark hearing girls go "umpf.. ah!.. mngh!" As they attempt to get their negatives on their spools that sets me off, knowing a few of the girls find me attractive anyway makes it worse, I'm just thankful for the lights being out!

Developing pictures is a little harder, excusing the pun, because of the safety light being on, this being a sordid red glow which wouldn't look out of place at Soho, so I'm dipping my photopaper into chemical baths opposite cute girls bending over the trough usually playing with their hair, there isnt much room so theres constant brushing as people move from one thing to the next and often they like to grab/poke me since I'm almost their play thing on the course. Raging red woods abound.

Thank god I'm doing this for the next 2 years!
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 20:42, More)

» Housemates

Fed up!
I can't even begin to remember how many times I've had to put up with my housemates letting psychos into the house.

Seriously these guys are absoloutly hurrendous, true examples of Nazis. Bragging about their latest Gypsey/Jewish bashing, or the disabled guy they threw in the shower and left to die. It's all sickening.

I just try and stay out of their way now and hide in a hidden room in the house. Don't know what they'd do if they found out I was Jewish.

Better stop typing now, I'm making quite a lot of noise.

Sincerely,
Ann Frank
(Mon 2nd Mar 2009, 14:28, More)

» Housemates

First!
My housemates keep telling me what to do, go about like they own the bloody place and frowning at many of my activities.

Still I live with my parents so I can't fault them.
(Thu 26th Feb 2009, 13:29, More)

» Family codes and rituals

Light Ritual
I really have no idea why/when this began.

We have 3 light switches outside of our living room (living room, upstairs & passage), if anyone switches the wrong one whilst heading upstairs and knocks the living room light off it's a ritual to go "wooOOOOOoooo!" in a sort of ghostly way.

We've started doing this at other homes when the light goes off and on for any reason. It's now so natural I didn't think twice about doing it when at a clients and sitting still enough so the automatic lights knocked off.

I don't think I'm allowed out of the office anymore.
(Fri 21st Nov 2008, 14:17, More)