» Nightclubs

I was in Fabric the other week...
There was this guy in an anorak on the dancefloor looking real shifty, he had the hood covering his face and all. He had formed a little circle around him because nobody wanted to be standing next to this weird guy who was just nodding along.

I think it was DJ Hazard playing and as soon as he unleashed a huge drop the guy rips off his anorak and is covered in war paint. he just starts raving like a madman! It went from a stunned atmosphere to complete mayhem! Quite sick.

Also same night, saw a girl getting licked out in the middle of the dancefloor... a crowd surrounding these two people on the floor. Weird sight when you're still rushing.

Spor played a destructive set that night as well.
(Sat 11th Apr 2009, 16:29, More)

» Panic Buying

cheese
i got some freebie cheese rolls like round cheese ... that day was spent throwing them down hills and chasing them but i gave one tyo my dad for chrimbo lol
(Mon 2nd Jan 2006, 17:27, More)

» Stupid Dares

Old Man
i was about 10 and was in the park one day playing with water bombs with my mates. We then spotted this cricket match going on nearby, so we walked over. It wasnt intresting so we went off in the other direction home and on the route we see an old man... alone... watching the cricket.

So then someone dared one of us to throw a water bomb at him. We couldnt decide who to choose so we did ipidipadation my operation blah blah... and im the last one out! shite! i didnt want to get this guy right on his tweed cap but i thought fuck it and dossed the water bomb right at his head and legged it as fast as i could! I have never laughed so much and today i wonder what he is thinking - 'those little cnuts, if i ever see them again!!1 raarrararetc. I still feel bad for doing it though :(
(Thu 1st Nov 2007, 21:44, More)

» Insults

doon
One boy in my class last year.... a london lad, he would constantly say "What are you doing!" As the word 'doing' from his accent sounds like doon it went to "What you doon!" to just plain "Doon!" now most people just shout DOON! in his face, now most of our year uses it to greet each other etc. One guy now uses it in an insult called 'DOONHEAD' meaning anything you want it to :D
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 15:36, More)

» Encounters with Royalty

Encounters eh...
The Queen came to open a new building at the school opposite us (private school of course)... she came in her limo thing and when she came out about 200 people lined up at our fence booing, fingers and all, a couple behind the barriers turned and said everyone was acting 'like a bunch of Nazis' WTF? they got abuse hurled at him and they left, further booing ensued until we left for end of break... some teacher at my school looks like the Queen, if that counts... Buckmyham Plaice
(Thu 3rd Aug 2006, 20:26, More)