» Useless advice

this basketball says
MOISTEN NEEDLE BEFORE INFLATING TAIWAN
(Mon 23rd Oct 2006, 17:57, More)

» Useless advice

for the aspiring saloon keepers:
Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear
(Mon 23rd Oct 2006, 21:53, More)

» * PFFT *

happened to a friend of mine named Nick
This Nicholas had risen for a piss,
And thought that it would carry on the jape
To have his arse kissed by this jack-a-nape.
And so he opened window hastily,
And put his arse out thereat, quietly,
Over the buttocks, showing the whole bum;
And thereto said this clerk, this Absalom,
"O speak, sweet bird, I know not where thou art."

This Nicholas just then let fly a fart
As loud as it had been a thunder-clap,
And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;
But he was ready with his iron hot
And Nicholas right in the arse he got.

It may have been a while back.
(Sun 15th Jul 2007, 23:59, More)