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» Work Experience

Dead scary. . .
I'm studying Medicine now, so for my work experience I spent a few days in hospital. Two of these days were in the pathology lab - you know, like Quincy? Or that Irish girl from Silent Witness.
Anyway, it seems they have a little ritual for such noobs as myself. I was invited to observe an autopsy, and much to delight, invited further if I'd like to mark with a pen where I thought the lungs might be on this 30something male corpse...

Much to my surprise, as soon as i touched his skin with the pen, he jumped up and yelled something along the lines of, "Boo".



... Much to his surprise, I punched him in the face and broke his nose.

I gave them all flowers and chocolates though.
(Mon 14th May 2007, 0:21, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

Tuba Mute
I play the tuba. I used to play in a youth orchestra.
There was a very ditsy (but very buff) oboe player, who was very easily convinced that the only people who could manufacture my tuba Mute were NASA, given its size and complexity.

A tuba mute is essentially an inverted metal bell.
....made by NASA.
(Sat 20th Mar 2010, 1:03, More)

» Insults

My friend and I
were once walking along a road.
Innoccuous.

Apparently not to a group of 5 or so louts who thought it pertinent to moon us.
"Can you please stop mooning us?" says my friend.

"Curry sauce?! Your ma was curry sauce last night, hi!"
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 17:46, More)