» Petty Sabotage

another from my school days
In one particular math class, the teacher would occasionally hand out cheap calculators to the class for an excercise, then collect them back at the end of the day.
It was quite easy to pocket the thing, take it home, switch around the minus, multiply, and divide signs, and return it during the next excercise.
about a month after i began my calculator subversion, a student who was inclined more toward the athletic than the scholastic got called on for an answer to a problem...

and kept giving answers that were really, really wrong...

only i knew why he couldn't get it right.
(Wed 11th May 2005, 7:02, More)

» Petty Sabotage

revenge on golfers
As a kid, my best friend lived across the street from a private country club's golf course. one day we all got caught tresspassing on the course, parents were called, everyone got grounded, etc., so as revenge we all took turns peeing in a bottle, and dumped it into one of the ball washers.
20 years later, i still get a chuckle thinking about some bastard unknowingly giving his titleist a golden shower.
(Tue 10th May 2005, 20:43, More)

» What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?

well into my teens
When I was a teenager, I worked in a store in a shopping mall. They played musak in that store on a 45 minute loop, and every 45 minutes I'd hear one specific song. I worked there about a week until I realized that this song was in fact called "Secret AGENT Man", not "Secret ASIAN Man" as I had always believed as a child.

"Beware of pretty faces that you find,
A pretty face can hide an evil mind,
Ah, be careful what you say Or you'll give yourself away,
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.
Secret asian man, secret asian man
They've given you a number and taken away your name."

Now I believe it voluntarily as I like my (slightly racist) reality better.
(Mon 23rd Jan 2012, 18:44, More)