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» My Wanking Disasters
Not me! (honest!)
A school friend of mine (namely Andrew) borrowed a dirty video from the school pervert. Bunking off from school early, he hurried home to do the deed.
As the only video player in the house was in the lounge, he checked to make sure no one was home, before settling down for a Thomas. Upon nearing the vinegar strokes, he hears his mum coming home from work early, in his panic, he realises he can only either A, cover himself up, or B, turn off the porn. Fearing the wrath of his mother, and the subsequent confiscating of the tape (which would of led to a sound drubbing from the school perv) he stops the tape…
Picture the scene. His mum bursts into the lounge, to find Andrew, sat next to a box of tissues, cock in hand, and postman pat on the TV. His excuse? He was hot.
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 23:32, More)
Not me! (honest!)
A school friend of mine (namely Andrew) borrowed a dirty video from the school pervert. Bunking off from school early, he hurried home to do the deed.
As the only video player in the house was in the lounge, he checked to make sure no one was home, before settling down for a Thomas. Upon nearing the vinegar strokes, he hears his mum coming home from work early, in his panic, he realises he can only either A, cover himself up, or B, turn off the porn. Fearing the wrath of his mother, and the subsequent confiscating of the tape (which would of led to a sound drubbing from the school perv) he stops the tape…
Picture the scene. His mum bursts into the lounge, to find Andrew, sat next to a box of tissues, cock in hand, and postman pat on the TV. His excuse? He was hot.
(Thu 3rd Jun 2004, 23:32, More)
» My Worst Vomit
Pink vomit...
Once upon a time, I went to a Xmas party and in a very short space of time, consumed a very large amount of cheap, nasty red wine.
All was well, until I decided to leave the party - I made it as far as the tube platform at kings cross, before spewing. Fortunately it was mostly liquid, so I wondered a little further down the platform and pretended it was nothing to do with me. Until I vomited again. Now this is where it get's hazy.. the next thing I remember is being on a train leaving euston (fortunately heading home) and being violently sick twice more, To this day, I still don't know what happend, but I appeared home about 3 in the morning ( I left the party at 11) pretty much covered from head to toe in thick, lurid pink sick.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 17:40, More)
Pink vomit...
Once upon a time, I went to a Xmas party and in a very short space of time, consumed a very large amount of cheap, nasty red wine.
All was well, until I decided to leave the party - I made it as far as the tube platform at kings cross, before spewing. Fortunately it was mostly liquid, so I wondered a little further down the platform and pretended it was nothing to do with me. Until I vomited again. Now this is where it get's hazy.. the next thing I remember is being on a train leaving euston (fortunately heading home) and being violently sick twice more, To this day, I still don't know what happend, but I appeared home about 3 in the morning ( I left the party at 11) pretty much covered from head to toe in thick, lurid pink sick.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 17:40, More)