b3ta.com user Cosmo Smallpiece

Profile for Cosmo Smallpiece:

a member for 22 years, 5 months and 6 days
has posted 1816 messages on the main board
(of which 4 have appeared on the front page)
has posted 12 messages on the talk board
has posted 3 messages on the links board
has posted 4 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
They liked 1 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 2 qotw answers.
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Profile Info:

Hello - Cosmo is a freelance boil lancer working in that grey area of geriatric gynaecology.

Recent front page messages:

Bring Children!

Burp!
(Mon 4th Aug 2003, 21:48, More)

Paul had yet to decide
on the main present - but had no trouble choosing a stocking filler

(Wed 18th Dec 2002, 17:08, More)

I'm chuffin
starving

any one for a little taste?
(Fri 27th Sep 2002, 16:04, More)

I'm off to hell!

(Tue 23rd Jul 2002, 14:56, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Evidence that you're getting old

I drive a Vauxall Zafira
I listen to Wogan and have stopped wanking.
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 20:25, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

unfortunately
I'm deaf and have never overheard anything.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 9:41, More)

» Irrational Fears

Lemon
meringue!

Fucking sick bastards, i hope they all die of large pox!

Cunts!!!

Oh, and that white crud that builds up in the corner of your gob when your are intoxicated.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 15:29, More)

» Council Cunts

I'm having a bit of a pop
at the local council and the cunts that live in the next village.

DPPF
(Mon 30th Jul 2007, 23:40, More)