» Work Experience

Meat Inspecting
I worked as a Meat Inspector (yea, ha ha, snicker if you must) at a Tyson Plant in my hometown. My first day was devoted entirely to inspecting pig anuses (ani? plural?!)

My hands smelt like shit for at least a week, and I was even wearing gloves at the time...
(Sat 12th May 2007, 22:40, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

On a night club...
bathroom wall, someone had written:

"Embrace Oblivion"

which had been crossed out and underneath it someone had written:

"CLOSE THE OBLIVION GATES!"

....nerds.....
(Mon 7th May 2007, 5:06, More)

» We have to talk

Crazy psycho ex
I think most of the posts here deal with ex's, so I really don't want to bugger things up. I live in Ames, IA in the states and attend Iowa State Uni. Most of the women here are complete cunts. I happened to meet one that I figured was fairly sane, so we dated and eventually started a "steady" relationship. Early on in the relationship we established that she wanted to remain a virgin. Alright, no biggie. I wasn't a virgin, and I knew it would be hard to abstain in this relationship, but whatever, love's love, right?

She was very wonderful, very loving, liked spontaneous making out etc. It seemed to make up for the lack of hardcore sex. About a year into the relationship, she stopped kissing me, cold turkey... Nothing else had changed, she just stopped kissing me. When I asked her about it, she avoided the topic. I started questioning whether I had picked up an awful horse-mouth smell or not. Whatever, we're still in love, right?!

6 MONTHS after this starts was her 21st Birthday. Since I was roughly two months younger than her, I couldn't join her at the bars. I was rather upset at this fact and asked that she come back and see me after she was down partying with her friends (damn American drinking laws). She agreed, went and got trashed, came back, acted cold, said goodnight, and went to bed. I waited up until 2 AM, I at least halfway expected better treatment.

The next day, she sits me down and says the dreaded words, "We need to talk...". She essentially blames me for the lack of sexual connection in our relationship, says she never loved me, was never looking for a long-term relationship, and dumps me.

Couldn't she have done that say, 18 months before? Stupid cunt...
(Wed 25th Apr 2007, 21:32, More)

» Injured Siblings

Accident
One time my sister and I were playing with one of those lovely dodgeball playground balls when it started rolling down the street. When we noticed it was heading towards a relatively large storm drain, we ran as fast as we could. She slipped on some sand in the road and skinned her shins pretty darn bad. This was when I was probably 3 and she was 6. That evening, whilst she was taking a bath and my mom was cleaning her, I got pissed off because of something she said and I bashed her head into the side of the tub. I was a bad child sometimes. It was okay, though since she talked me into eating a REALLY hot pepper one night after which I rubbed my eyes and couldn't see for about 20 minutes.

-Devin
(Tue 23rd Aug 2005, 22:17, More)