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» My Wanking Disasters
I was going to suggest this topic
But i was going to call it masturbatory mishaps :(
EDIT - Oh and that broom masturbation thing is an urban legend www.snopes.com/college/risque/broom.asp
The only thing that could count as a wanking disaster was the time i hugged my mother shortly after wank0rating, and then noticed a large amount of 'the white stuff' on my hand, which i had to discretely eat to avoid apprehension. :/
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 20:25, More)
I was going to suggest this topic
But i was going to call it masturbatory mishaps :(
EDIT - Oh and that broom masturbation thing is an urban legend www.snopes.com/college/risque/broom.asp
The only thing that could count as a wanking disaster was the time i hugged my mother shortly after wank0rating, and then noticed a large amount of 'the white stuff' on my hand, which i had to discretely eat to avoid apprehension. :/
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 20:25, More)
» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?
No elvis,
It wasn't.
Sadly (I guess) I am too antisocial to even provide a made-up answer. :(
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 20:10, More)
No elvis,
It wasn't.
Sadly (I guess) I am too antisocial to even provide a made-up answer. :(
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 20:10, More)