» Going Too Far

Mobile Masturbation
My friend, proceeding to do his early morning paperound, was cycling along on his bike when he came across a discarded porno magazine in the bushes.
So he did what any young teenager would do, and browse through the magazine and have a wank.

While still riding on his bike.
(Wed 15th Nov 2006, 0:43, More)

» Cringe!

Caught!
In 1997, I was caught having a poo in a bush outside a large car manufacturing plant by a police officer. I remember the poo was halfway out of my behind when I was discovered. I imagine that image is probably very vivid in that police officer's mind to this very day.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2008, 20:05, More)

» Karma

Rope Swing
On a summer's day in the 90's, me and a few of my mates went down to a nearby brook - there was a rope swing hung onto a tree which had been there for decades, and you could swing out over the brook. Fun!

After a couple of hours, we got bored, and as a leaving present, one of my friends got his lighter out, and burnt about 1/2 way through the nylon rope as a surprise for the next user.

Roll on three months, back at the ropey. The aforementioned mate jumps on rope swing, and with a crack, the rope gives way and he lands on his arse!
Funniest thing I've ever seen.
(Fri 22nd Feb 2008, 23:56, More)

» Accidental animal cruelty

Accidental gerbil harmage
I used to have a gerbil. It was allowed to run freely around the living room carpet. When I wanted to retrieve it, I grabbed the tail, etc.
One time, my brother grabbed the tail, and it came off!! I 'll never forget the image of him holding the tail up with a look of WTF on his face.
Later on, when I inspect the gerbil in his cage, he was also holding the remains of his tail in his paw, also with a look of WTF on his face!
(Thu 6th Dec 2007, 23:23, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

In a Liverpool pub
Going on about the IRA or something:

"How many more must die"

and written underneath...

"54 more must die"
(Sun 6th May 2007, 20:44, More)