ostrich vigilantes


"That's Clifton strung up. Let's find the bastard Hull."
(Sat 9th Nov 2002, 18:25, More)

God finally gives into Mrs God's nagging and throws away that mouldy bit of cheese.

(Fri 11th Oct 2002, 19:59, More)

On his forty-first birthday, Da Vinci invented the Post Office photobooth.

(Fri 4th Oct 2002, 23:05, More)

he just loves the sauce

(Mon 16th Sep 2002, 19:51, More)

Surprisingly, not many houses were sold in Urethra Close

(Sun 25th Aug 2002, 21:21, More)

Chim-chimney

(Mon 12th Aug 2002, 21:48, More)

How Polar Bears really work


They are wound up by kittens at 5am every morning.
(Mon 5th Aug 2002, 18:12, More)

can't imagine this appearing in "the times"

(Thu 11th Jul 2002, 22:04, More)