woops, got confused and deleted it, sorry.


wip woop.
(Fri 26th Jun 2009, 18:51, More)

yar

(Mon 19th Feb 2007, 22:52, More)

» Workplace Boredom

sad
this is what me and the bloke beside me made to mark the border between his desk space and mine:



edit: I've realised that this photo doesn't show the full architectural splendour of the bridge, but take my word for it that Brunel would have shat his pants in awe.
(Thu 8th Jan 2009, 18:59, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

I just sent a girl a big bunch of flowers and some DVDs
Not to get sex but because she's my girlfriend, she's really ill, I can't get round to see her at the moment and I want to cheer her up.

It really depresses me that so many people run around sniffing after sex like dogs on heat - in my experience people doing this either: a) fail and become depressed and self hating or b) succeed and become insufferably smug and weirdly neurotic. The blokes I respect are the ones who, whether single or not, can sit in a pub and have an interesting coversation without going on about who they've shagged or want to shag.

Apologies for lack of hummus but it's just so sad to see my generation falling for the Loaded & FHM type of sexual propaganda, to the extent where they just remind me of glass-eyed monkeys wanking in the zoo.

p.s. oh, and I'm not a prude - I've had plenty of sex and I'm not that bad at it either....just figure there's more to life than shallow narcissistic pursuits. like drugs for instance :)
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 14:06, More)

» DIY Techno-hacks

my creativity knows no bounds
I made this for my girlfriend:



but she left it at mine and we've split up now. My plan is to wait til I've met someone new then after a few months give it to her pretending I've just made it :) I'm well crafty.
(Fri 21st Aug 2009, 17:04, More)

» We have to talk

The wife
So, things seemed to be going okay after a seriously rocky patch. We'd been married for a year and a half (after being together for about 3 or 4) during which time she'd messed around with at least one of my friends, started a thing with a bloke she worked with, lied incessantly, gone through weeks where she'd start an argument every day literally on waking up, blamed me for everything, and generally turned me into a neurotic, untrusting wreck. Anyway, like I said things seemed to be working out - she'd broken it off with the bloke at work (she said), she was getting counselling, and we were even talking about kids.

So, one evening she's showing me all these sexy nighties she's just bought. That was nice. Then she cooked me a lovely dinner (still in the nightie). That was nice. Then as I was eating she sat across from me and said that she needed to break it off because it wasn't working and she needed to find out who she was...blah blah blah.

In fact, what she meant was that she wanted to get with the smarmy twat at work and that the counselling had basically just supported her insane view that all the lying and cheating was part of "growing as a person" rather than just, you know, selfish bitch type behaviour.

Anyway, after shouting at her for a bit I went for a walk, called a mate, went round his house and watched Saving Private Ryan. Try it if you get dumped by an idiot, it really puts things in perspective.

Don't ever marry a girl who was a virgin when you met them - even if they say you're "the one", the chances they've got all their shagging out of the way is very slim.

I am in no way bitter about that break-up.
(Fri 20th Apr 2007, 13:15, More)

» Strict Parents

sliiiiightly off-topic but harsh nonetheless.
My mate's dad (will remain anonymous) was very much against him getting tattoos. When he finally got one and showed him, his dad said "the last person in our family to get a tattoo was your grandad. In Auschwitz."

Overreaction?
(Fri 9th Mar 2007, 14:13, More)