» Worst Nicknames Ever

not so much a nickname...
but a mistake that everyone makes!

my name is candace...
and on every letter i ever get from college or the bank...
it's spelled 'candance'...
which really pisses me off!
(Fri 19th May 2006, 2:08, More)

» Apparently I'm a sex offender

Pervert, Moi?
After drinking one too many Malibus and needing to pee badly, I rushed into the ladies bathroom at this club I used go to in college. There was no queue, but all the stalls looked occupied. I waited politely for a minute, giving the ladies time to zip up and haul out - but then the urgency grew too intense. No one seemed to be leaving the stalls. Surely, I thought, all the stalls cant be full. So in my desperation to find out, I leaned over and put my ear to each door, trying desperately to hear the familiar drop-drop or the even better zip-zip, but to no avail. There was no sound. I then bent down to take a quick peek under each door, looking for shoes....Well, this looks slightly weird written down, so it must've looked weirder to the girl who came into the bathroom behind me. Her expression was one of angsty disgust, as if someone stomped on her foot and spit on her at the same time. The rest of the night, I was labelled 'The Lesbian'
(Fri 18th Aug 2006, 7:51, More)