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» The Worst Journey in the World
Highschool busrides
Sharp turn. Everybody run to one side of the bus, see if we can tip it!
Everybody ends up in casualty.
No school! We win!
Man, I dont miss highschool at all...
(Mon 11th Sep 2006, 20:27, More)
Highschool busrides
Sharp turn. Everybody run to one side of the bus, see if we can tip it!
Everybody ends up in casualty.
No school! We win!
Man, I dont miss highschool at all...
(Mon 11th Sep 2006, 20:27, More)
» My Greatest Regrets
Doggy style
Okay, funny story starring a friend of a friend of a friend.
Wel the girl in question's boyfriend came over and fancied some anal. Unfortunatly she sorta needed to take a dump before they started but didnt. The sex caused her to defecate all over the living room couch.
Her mom soon comes home and in a seemingly-smart decician, she blames the dog.
The mom gets the family pet put down.
Whats the worst bit? The embaracement? The shame? The guilt? Im sure she must feel regret in there somehere for some reason.
(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 13:43, More)
Doggy style
Okay, funny story starring a friend of a friend of a friend.
Wel the girl in question's boyfriend came over and fancied some anal. Unfortunatly she sorta needed to take a dump before they started but didnt. The sex caused her to defecate all over the living room couch.
Her mom soon comes home and in a seemingly-smart decician, she blames the dog.
The mom gets the family pet put down.
Whats the worst bit? The embaracement? The shame? The guilt? Im sure she must feel regret in there somehere for some reason.
(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 13:43, More)
» Beautiful but Bonkers
I love this thread
My story... well everything seems pretty cool. She wasnt exaclt hot, but she was good fun, if not a little moody. HArd as nails, may-bite-your-cock-off-I-dont-feel-apin type tho.
Been 3 months (My at-the-time record).
Untill a member of her imedeate family became ill n she told me that she dneeded to stop seeing me "for my own good". Christ, if your bored, just say so!
Then she tells me to hang on, n we can work things out. She starts getting REEEELY close with another dude, n goes skitzo when she saw me sitting with a female friend (a friends girlfriend!)
After a wile of head games, I had enough n told her its over, go away you mean mean munter.
It was like watching Hitler sob... Someone scairy sobbin like a girl.
Best bit Is I go out with her best mate every month or so, just for the fun of it. Guess what pisses her off? =D
(Sun 19th Nov 2006, 20:08, More)
I love this thread
My story... well everything seems pretty cool. She wasnt exaclt hot, but she was good fun, if not a little moody. HArd as nails, may-bite-your-cock-off-I-dont-feel-apin type tho.
Been 3 months (My at-the-time record).
Untill a member of her imedeate family became ill n she told me that she dneeded to stop seeing me "for my own good". Christ, if your bored, just say so!
Then she tells me to hang on, n we can work things out. She starts getting REEEELY close with another dude, n goes skitzo when she saw me sitting with a female friend (a friends girlfriend!)
After a wile of head games, I had enough n told her its over, go away you mean mean munter.
It was like watching Hitler sob... Someone scairy sobbin like a girl.
Best bit Is I go out with her best mate every month or so, just for the fun of it. Guess what pisses her off? =D
(Sun 19th Nov 2006, 20:08, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
The Wizard bridge
In Burrs park, Burry, we have a train bridge with the word WIZARD painted on it in ugly greywhite paint... Lookd old so I asked a local history buff mate of mine.
Turns out somone liked that weirdass musician of the same name n painted it there in the 80s... Now its a landmark.
(Fri 4th May 2007, 12:52, More)
The Wizard bridge
In Burrs park, Burry, we have a train bridge with the word WIZARD painted on it in ugly greywhite paint... Lookd old so I asked a local history buff mate of mine.
Turns out somone liked that weirdass musician of the same name n painted it there in the 80s... Now its a landmark.
(Fri 4th May 2007, 12:52, More)
» Beautiful but Bonkers
Not me but a mates ex
They all seem to start like that, huh?
Wel, she was my mate before I knew him, but I still see em both.
God DAMN shes crazy. Fingernailslike skizzors. Shes infermas for trying to claw her boyfriends to death (and I dont mean only in sey), but after her psychotic fits of rage she cries and says "I cant beleve you hit me!"
He says "You were killing me with your claws... I didnt hit you, I held you back!"
Her: "You shouldnt have!"
Ive seen her bfs faces after a row... kinda like hellrasure.
(Mon 20th Nov 2006, 22:09, More)
Not me but a mates ex
They all seem to start like that, huh?
Wel, she was my mate before I knew him, but I still see em both.
God DAMN shes crazy. Fingernailslike skizzors. Shes infermas for trying to claw her boyfriends to death (and I dont mean only in sey), but after her psychotic fits of rage she cries and says "I cant beleve you hit me!"
He says "You were killing me with your claws... I didnt hit you, I held you back!"
Her: "You shouldnt have!"
Ive seen her bfs faces after a row... kinda like hellrasure.
(Mon 20th Nov 2006, 22:09, More)