» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

I havent done anything that bad
But Ive witnessed my mate do a couple of terrible things.

Bar crawl ending up at one of the dirtiest clubs Ive been to, the sort that sells paintstripper vodka for £1 for doubles + mixers.
So we are all pretty intoxicated and standing at the back of the bar area with our drinks on a shelf thingy. Mate walks up asks "Who's drinks are these" pointing at a couple of drinks that arnt ours. we tell him we dont know so he whips out his knob and knobs the drinks, with a cheeky grin on his face then walks away.
About 5 mins later he returns and asks again "Who's drinks are those", again we tell him we dont know, so he picks them up and drinks them....
The idiot.

2nd thing was he placed his knob on the head of one of our smashed mates head while he was sozzled in a club.
(Thu 19th Mar 2009, 1:03, More)

» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

I got it caught in a chest of drawers once
I really dont know how, I was quite young
(Thu 12th Mar 2009, 12:30, More)

» Housemates

And another one from first year
A couple of our original housemates dropped out after the first semester so we got some new ones.
One a spanish final year dentish student, and the other a penultimate year american, who basically came over here to get as drunk as possible, good times.

The american guy (adam) taught us the joys of beer pong and kool aid, he got stuff shipped over from the states a few times, it was just a giant box filled with swedish fish (the best things ever) and other american sweets basically.

So we took adam out drinking with us, and by now we had all subjected our livers to first semester of uni drinking, we were used to the paint stripper vodka and whatnot. Adam on the other hand wasnt, he'd only drank sissy yankee beer, needless to say english boozing took its toll. After a think it was 4 nights in a row boozing adam began to feel ill down his side. Off to the hospital he went, he didnt come back for a few days, we were a bit worried. Turned out he had got pancreatitis from drinking too much. The funny thing was tho we had out drank him every night. His parents flew over to see him in the hospital and stayed in his room. So basically we destroyed our housemate!

Length.... about 2 weeks in hospital, and a liftime of really watching what he drank.
(Fri 27th Feb 2009, 1:55, More)

» Picky Eaters

one of my friends
doesnt eat sweetcorn, and feels sick at the sight of it
(Fri 2nd Mar 2007, 16:34, More)

» My first experience of porn

probably like a fair few people
eurotrash, probably the shittest progamme on tv, but the most crappest pornlike programme on tv, but thats what you get for watching channel 4
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 17:49, More)