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Clumsy, talks too much.
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» Kids
My brother
was sat in the bath, at the age of about three, being washed by my Mum when suddenly he burst into tears. My Mum tries to calm him down, "What's the matter darling?"
"I don't want to grow up.." He suddenly stammers through the snot bubbles.
"But everyone has to grow up, that's how you become an adult..." She soothes.
"But I don't WANT boobies!!" He whails.
He's still a big pansy now, at 32.
(Thu 17th Apr 2008, 20:11, More)
My brother
was sat in the bath, at the age of about three, being washed by my Mum when suddenly he burst into tears. My Mum tries to calm him down, "What's the matter darling?"
"I don't want to grow up.." He suddenly stammers through the snot bubbles.
"But everyone has to grow up, that's how you become an adult..." She soothes.
"But I don't WANT boobies!!" He whails.
He's still a big pansy now, at 32.
(Thu 17th Apr 2008, 20:11, More)
» Rock and Roll Stories
Shirehorses..
*unlurk*
My boyfriend's band regularly state their most Spinal Tap moment as playing a Village Fete. Their audience consisted of three people and a shirehorse, and halfway through the gig the vicars wife came on, tapped the guitarist on the shoulder and asked them to round it up so they could do the tombola. Still, they came away with some nice commemorative tea-towels...
(Fri 30th Jun 2006, 13:04, More)
Shirehorses..
*unlurk*
My boyfriend's band regularly state their most Spinal Tap moment as playing a Village Fete. Their audience consisted of three people and a shirehorse, and halfway through the gig the vicars wife came on, tapped the guitarist on the shoulder and asked them to round it up so they could do the tombola. Still, they came away with some nice commemorative tea-towels...
(Fri 30th Jun 2006, 13:04, More)
» Sleepwalking
Paaaarp
My other half has a very early start so he's often fast on, whilst I'm lying in bed reading or something. He's entertained me with various sleeptalking, and annoyed me greatly with standing up and relieving himself on the bedside table, but the most recent thing he's taken to doing is letting rip with the loudest smelliest fart ever and then giggling like a schoolboy - all whilst fast asleep. I find it quite endearing at the moment... Can't imagine that lasting.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 23:51, More)
Paaaarp
My other half has a very early start so he's often fast on, whilst I'm lying in bed reading or something. He's entertained me with various sleeptalking, and annoyed me greatly with standing up and relieving himself on the bedside table, but the most recent thing he's taken to doing is letting rip with the loudest smelliest fart ever and then giggling like a schoolboy - all whilst fast asleep. I find it quite endearing at the moment... Can't imagine that lasting.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 23:51, More)
» Secret Santa
Not for Christmas, but...
I gave my friend a Marrow. I had one spare...
(Fri 15th Dec 2006, 11:54, More)
Not for Christmas, but...
I gave my friend a Marrow. I had one spare...
(Fri 15th Dec 2006, 11:54, More)
» Rock and Roll Stories
Well, these are just claims to fame...
And in that case....!
I have:
Spent the night with an arse faced indie hasbeen.
Smoked with Ian Brown.
Counselled my friend after a nasty "Pete Doherty's house" experience.
Sat cross legged on the floor asking Ryan Adams questions, much like a disciple basking in the presence of.. well, someone they liked a lot.
Met Rufus Wainwright in a cloak room queue.
Been invited to a Scissor Sisters gig by Jake Shears. Bless him.
On a non-music note I once told Charlie Higson he had good diction, helped Adam from Adam and Joe put out a fire on a table (amazing what spilt alcohol and a knocked over candle will do), danced with a semi naked David Walliams, had an Italian with The League Of Gentlemen (and Horror author Ramsay Campbell), snogged a british film director in my kitchen, and been gotten drunk (to the point of vomitting) by a member of Monty Python.
I love life.
(Fri 30th Jun 2006, 16:52, More)
Well, these are just claims to fame...
And in that case....!
I have:
Spent the night with an arse faced indie hasbeen.
Smoked with Ian Brown.
Counselled my friend after a nasty "Pete Doherty's house" experience.
Sat cross legged on the floor asking Ryan Adams questions, much like a disciple basking in the presence of.. well, someone they liked a lot.
Met Rufus Wainwright in a cloak room queue.
Been invited to a Scissor Sisters gig by Jake Shears. Bless him.
On a non-music note I once told Charlie Higson he had good diction, helped Adam from Adam and Joe put out a fire on a table (amazing what spilt alcohol and a knocked over candle will do), danced with a semi naked David Walliams, had an Italian with The League Of Gentlemen (and Horror author Ramsay Campbell), snogged a british film director in my kitchen, and been gotten drunk (to the point of vomitting) by a member of Monty Python.
I love life.
(Fri 30th Jun 2006, 16:52, More)