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A bouncing bundle of joy
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» The Weird Kid In Class
Robbery
Some kids from my school robbed an off-licence.
In their school uniform.
Expulsion followed.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 16:07, More)
Robbery
Some kids from my school robbed an off-licence.
In their school uniform.
Expulsion followed.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 16:07, More)
» School Trips
Boom!
When returning from France when 11, having bought all the dodgy stuff the continent would allow, one chap decided it might be fun to throw lit bangers of the side of the ferry. Due to the high channel winds however, the bangers were blown into an open door on the ferry, which caused much hilarity, and a bollocking from the ferry captain.
Also, after sampling the local vodka on a Russian language exchange, I vomited off the balcony of a 13th floor flat in Moscow. I remember a significant pause between the hwuaghll and the splatter. Couldn't see any sign of it on the floor in the morning though. I suppose it might have been blown onto some poor buggers balcony.
(Thu 7th Dec 2006, 11:16, More)
Boom!
When returning from France when 11, having bought all the dodgy stuff the continent would allow, one chap decided it might be fun to throw lit bangers of the side of the ferry. Due to the high channel winds however, the bangers were blown into an open door on the ferry, which caused much hilarity, and a bollocking from the ferry captain.
Also, after sampling the local vodka on a Russian language exchange, I vomited off the balcony of a 13th floor flat in Moscow. I remember a significant pause between the hwuaghll and the splatter. Couldn't see any sign of it on the floor in the morning though. I suppose it might have been blown onto some poor buggers balcony.
(Thu 7th Dec 2006, 11:16, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Edinburgh University
On the side of old college, the main building was tagged: Ken More. (ken being both a blokes name, and the scottish for know, ken?).
Also, around the corner in Chambers Street is a fancy entrance with big carved stone urns either side of a door. The one on the left was marked Eric, the one on the right Ern.
Made me laugh.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 19:23, More)
Edinburgh University
On the side of old college, the main building was tagged: Ken More. (ken being both a blokes name, and the scottish for know, ken?).
Also, around the corner in Chambers Street is a fancy entrance with big carved stone urns either side of a door. The one on the left was marked Eric, the one on the right Ern.
Made me laugh.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 19:23, More)
» Cringe!
Coffee
I was working away from home in a place frequented by many who passed through. As such, there was stuff left by previous people that had been abandoned or forgotten. this was mostly pens and the like, but in the corner of a desk, near a wall was an old coffee, which had started growing mould. A permanent worker, who was supervising me came to check I was OK first thing one morning. After a chat, seeing everything was OK, he got up to leave and said he'd get rid of the coffee. The office was pretty crowded so I helped by pushing a wheely chair out of his way. The casters were stuck in an odd way though, so the chair shot into him and he spilled mouldy coffee all over himself.
What do you say? I swore reflexively, and apologised profusely. My boss said nothing and left, presumably to smell for the rest of the day.
(Thu 27th Nov 2008, 22:59, More)
Coffee
I was working away from home in a place frequented by many who passed through. As such, there was stuff left by previous people that had been abandoned or forgotten. this was mostly pens and the like, but in the corner of a desk, near a wall was an old coffee, which had started growing mould. A permanent worker, who was supervising me came to check I was OK first thing one morning. After a chat, seeing everything was OK, he got up to leave and said he'd get rid of the coffee. The office was pretty crowded so I helped by pushing a wheely chair out of his way. The casters were stuck in an odd way though, so the chair shot into him and he spilled mouldy coffee all over himself.
What do you say? I swore reflexively, and apologised profusely. My boss said nothing and left, presumably to smell for the rest of the day.
(Thu 27th Nov 2008, 22:59, More)
» Abusing freebies
Taylors select reserve port
I'm currently abusing the bottle I got in the current buy one, get one free offer at somerfield.
(Thu 8th Nov 2007, 19:55, More)
Taylors select reserve port
I'm currently abusing the bottle I got in the current buy one, get one free offer at somerfield.
(Thu 8th Nov 2007, 19:55, More)