» My Arch-nemesis

Playschool
There was a girl at playschool called Sarah who used to sing the Andy Pandy song at me relentlessly.

Highly imaginative seeing as my name is Andrew but that's not the main reason for her elevation to nemesis status.

We used to have to play games (usually involving rings manufactured from roses or dusty bluebell navigation) where we would have (ewww) hold hands. When ever I was forced to hold Sarah's hand it hurt, like a pin sticking in my palm. There was nothing there, nothing sharp, no hand squeezing, just pain.

I've since put it down to the fact all girls are evil and this was just the world's way of letting me know.
(Fri 30th Apr 2010, 11:55, More)