» My first experience of porn

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The freeviews they used to do at around midnight every night - 10 minutes of the softest porn every but to me it was brilliant and I'd find myself sneaking into the living room every night to get this 10 minutes in. I was about 11 at the time. However, it soon stopped when one night sneaking into the living room I bumped into my dad in the hallway, obvious doing the same.

This is the first time it's been mentioned since..
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 16:28, More)

» Failed

I failed
at shaving my bollocks. My girlfriend said she wanted me to get rid of all the excess hair - never seen so much blood. And after a trip to the A&E in good old Steeton - was told "no arousing situations for at least a week." How do you avoid that when you watch as much porn as me??

Edit:
*pop* And that's just the blisters....
(Mon 8th Jan 2007, 1:18, More)