» Political Correctness Gone Mad

I parked in a disabled parking space once
it worked just fine.
(Sat 24th Nov 2007, 13:33, More)

» And that's the thanks I got

It was June 18th 2004, I stopped by the Budgens on the way
to the office, picked up a copy of the telegraph, some fruity polos and a bottle of wind screen washer fluid. As I came into Cheltenham I was proceeded by a black Vauxhall, the driver a blonde 20-something wasn't paying attention to what she was doing and hit the brakes too late to avoid hitting (and running over) a 50-something tramp. I didn't know any of this until after I had run over him as well. I (being the kind-hearted man I am) actually got out of the car to see how he was, he was alive! With minor injuries! Turned out the first car killed him - my car jump started his heart again, bringing him back to life!

I was prosecuted and spent 6 months in jail, the tramp claimed damages and now lives in a better house than I do.

_{Apologies for length}
(Sun 27th May 2007, 15:07, More)

» Karma

I have never been the victim of karma
even after the time I cut a fly in half with a pair of scissors and found it crawling up the window five minutes later, desperately searching for its abdomen...

MAN RULES
(Thu 21st Feb 2008, 14:55, More)

» Expensive Mistakes

Hey everyone, i'm just back from my holiday in California! It was quite a good trip, lots of sun
and great places to visit and stuff, only real downside is now I can't find my lighter...I swear I had it when I went for a walk in the woods. Oh well, maybe I just dropped it somewhere, no worries I can always buy a new one.
(Thu 25th Oct 2007, 11:34, More)

» The worst sex I ever had

I'm still a virgin, so I can't really answer this one.
I fell through the stairs once though.
(Tue 19th Jun 2007, 16:47, More)