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Tiny twenty-four year old American girl. I came here b/c I find somethingawful.com (an American site of similar interests) to be full of mouth breathing idiots. Also, you have to pay to contribute.
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Tiny twenty-four year old American girl. I came here b/c I find somethingawful.com (an American site of similar interests) to be full of mouth breathing idiots. Also, you have to pay to contribute.
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» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You
Mad stuff I did to lose my virginity
I'll try to keep it short.
I was an 18 y/o dropped off at college and eager to find out what the big freakin deal was about sex. In my effort to lose my virginity I "dated" a guy who: had braces, wore Abercrombie and Fitch, rollerbladed everywhere, introduced me to his social group as his "friend" after I had given him oral sex a number of times (I would've preferred "fuck buddy" over "friend"!), never took me on a date, asked "Have you tried shaving it?" upon seeing my box for the first time, never clearly defined whether he had broken up with his girlfriend back home whom he had several pictures of in his room, and instead of breaking up with me chose to ignore me for long periods of time while I sat in his room as he chatted on IM.
I now realize there were several thousand guys at my college who could've done a better job completing the task.
Grayson you were a douchebag and a lousy lay.
Click "I like this" if you agree.
(Tue 17th Apr 2007, 4:50, More)
Mad stuff I did to lose my virginity
I'll try to keep it short.
I was an 18 y/o dropped off at college and eager to find out what the big freakin deal was about sex. In my effort to lose my virginity I "dated" a guy who: had braces, wore Abercrombie and Fitch, rollerbladed everywhere, introduced me to his social group as his "friend" after I had given him oral sex a number of times (I would've preferred "fuck buddy" over "friend"!), never took me on a date, asked "Have you tried shaving it?" upon seeing my box for the first time, never clearly defined whether he had broken up with his girlfriend back home whom he had several pictures of in his room, and instead of breaking up with me chose to ignore me for long periods of time while I sat in his room as he chatted on IM.
I now realize there were several thousand guys at my college who could've done a better job completing the task.
Grayson you were a douchebag and a lousy lay.
Click "I like this" if you agree.
(Tue 17th Apr 2007, 4:50, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
A scratched out "R"
Led a sign in the bathroom of a Chinese restaurant to read:
"Wash hands before returning to wok"
Gave me the giggles for a good five minutes.
(Mon 7th May 2007, 5:11, More)
A scratched out "R"
Led a sign in the bathroom of a Chinese restaurant to read:
"Wash hands before returning to wok"
Gave me the giggles for a good five minutes.
(Mon 7th May 2007, 5:11, More)
» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)
I gave a speech on methods of birth control
at my Catholic High School.
I am not Catholic.
(Sun 22nd Jul 2007, 16:55, More)
I gave a speech on methods of birth control
at my Catholic High School.
I am not Catholic.
(Sun 22nd Jul 2007, 16:55, More)
» My Biggest Disappointment
Sex
It's not worth the hype.
And ceratinly not the bullshit they write about in romance novels.
Never seen them mention it hurting to wipe after you pee for the next three days.
And porn stars are faking it. ALL OF THEM. ALL THE TIME.
(walks away muttering to herself)
(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 21:50, More)
Sex
It's not worth the hype.
And ceratinly not the bullshit they write about in romance novels.
Never seen them mention it hurting to wipe after you pee for the next three days.
And porn stars are faking it. ALL OF THEM. ALL THE TIME.
(walks away muttering to herself)
(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 21:50, More)
» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
Other of my guilty pleasures have been mentioned.
Here's a new one.
Doing household chores in the buff.
Right now (as I type this) I'm in the middle of packing to move, wearing nothing but a pair of shoes.
(Tue 18th Mar 2008, 1:53, More)
Other of my guilty pleasures have been mentioned.
Here's a new one.
Doing household chores in the buff.
Right now (as I type this) I'm in the middle of packing to move, wearing nothing but a pair of shoes.
(Tue 18th Mar 2008, 1:53, More)