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» Best Graffiti Ever

I've also seen:
In the mens toilets:
"Paedophiles Are Fucking Immature Assholes"
(Sat 5th May 2007, 13:11, More)

» Guilty Secrets

I got a boner....
From tubgirl.
:(
(Sun 2nd Sep 2007, 1:08, More)

» School Trips

Ski trip to Germany.
Once on my school's ski trip to Germany, one twunt thought he'd be really funny and imitate a Nazi.
The thing was, he did this while skiing.
When he tried goose-stepping, with the huge skis on his feet, he ended up crashing in a snowy heap. He also cut his legs on the razor sharp edges of the skis.

What a tool.
(Wed 13th Dec 2006, 14:05, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

I work in an Environmental Biology Lab...
We have a large water boiler for sterilising waste water products.(Insects in water samples,liquid muck etc.)
What's left over is a rancid gunky slime that would make you gag.

When the day came to clean it, we had a glass full of a thick brownish substance that looked and smelled worse than a hobo's diarrhoea.

One of the guys in the lab then proceded to drink the whole lot of it for the €156 that we put together.

He spent the next 2 weeks on a drip after having to get his stomach pumped.
(Sat 23rd Jun 2007, 23:38, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Smokers
Someone wrote a huge "Smoke Weed" in the mens toilets.

Someone else changed it to "Smokers Weed in the cistern. Dirty Buggers."
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:53, More)
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