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» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

My bessie-mate is adamant he can't stand celery
"It tastes like headaches and I can't go near the stuff it's so foul..."

So... I've been trying to feed him as much of the stuff as possible by dicing it really finely and putting it into any dinner I think I can get away with. I managed to get a whole stick in the mayonnaise in a sandwich once. He's never picked up on it.
(Thu 17th Sep 2009, 16:21, More)

» When were you last really scared?

Train Journey
Travelling back from my parent’s place on the train a couple of nights ago I heard someone say “hello, mate” over my shoulder. I look round and there’s a guy with a can of Stella who is shaking and sweating profusely. “What’s up?” says I. “Mate, your book, it’s swearing at me, it’s got to stop”. I started to worry; he was obviously on a bad trip of some sort. “Mate, stop you book swearing, you’ve got to get rid of it, throw it out of the window”.

Luckily the driver informed me over the train speakers that I could change to a straight through train at the next station. I got off pretty sharpish.
(Mon 26th Feb 2007, 14:07, More)

» Pet Peeves

In no particular order
That particular flavour of Heavy Metal whose fans believe what they're listening is something profound, and not in fact an evolution of teenage-angst: man-angst.

People who swallow loudly.

People who profess to have taken offence - especially during a debate/argument in an attempt to negate the necessity for a cogent rebuttal.

Religion.

Jebus, i didn't realise i'd be able to reel off stuff so quickly.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 12:01, More)

» Spoooky Coincidence

Spoooky
I once shagged my mate's mum before i became friends with him. It was rather awkward upon meeting her *for the first time*.

RE: "What are the odds?"

I don't want be a pedantic bell-end, but the odds of throwing two sixes, three times in a row, are the same as you throwing anything over three throws.
(Fri 9th Feb 2007, 15:00, More)

» This book changed my life

To Kill a Mockingbird
I don't think any other book i've read has even come close to how close i felt to the world contained on those pages.
(Thu 15th May 2008, 17:10, More)
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