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Single male
Interests include water polo, wind surfing and freestyle jazz singing

I never should of condensed it down to "enjoys watersport and scat"

:shudders
(Sun 16th Sep 2007, 21:01, More)

» Terrible Parenting

Not me, but my mum
When she was learning to drive, my grandad's idea of a driving lesson was drive him to pub, drink coke while he sank many pints of ale then have him get in the back of the mini-van, fall asleep and let her drive him home

*pop* my b3ta cherry is gone :)
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 13:09, More)

» Terrible Parenting

Same grandad, but me this time
When I was around 10 or so we were mucking about with some fireworks in the garden, cue him telling me to hold one while he lit it as it's got a slow-burning fuse.

No, it didn't, it had a fuse with the same burn time as det-cord, hence the nice white burn scar I still have on one of my fingers
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 13:11, More)