» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Main board on a Tuesday

(Sat 23rd Jun 2007, 19:26, More)

» Housemates from hell

Not my own personal housemates
but my boyfriend and his, are just all, absolutely disgusting. Last time I stayed there, I ended up not being able to sit down on the toilet seat and really stretching some muscles I didn't know I had trying to avoid it. I mean, does anyone know what type of animals are flea-sized, have lots of legs that work at top speed to keep up with each other, inhabit dirty bathrooms and especially walk around the edges of toilet seats when you're about to sit (or have already sat) down?

Maybe that's just me being girly and all males are the same, and are just glad that generally sitting down is not what one does, but I just sincerely hope that not everyone has to go through that kind of breach of human rights.

Maybe I should just dump him...
(Wed 11th Apr 2007, 3:28, More)

» Crazy Relatives

Driving home one night
after a wild party somewhere in London, my dad had to giving directions to his mate. "Straight across the roundabout" were his words, and they were taken absolutely literally by the *slightly* intoxicated driver.

There sure were some puzzled people the next morning seeing a beautiful set of tyre marks carving a straight line through the grass centre of the roundabout.
(Thu 5th Jul 2007, 17:14, More)

» Mistaken Identity

My sister
is 13 years older than me, and when I was 15 I borrowed her passport and went clubbing. The bouncers on one particular over 21s club apologised profusely and told me I looked very good for my age.

Edit: I've also been told I look like Dawn from The Office. It's a lie. I have way more breast than her.
(Fri 1st Jun 2007, 14:27, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

In response to that
When I told my future boyfriend that I was (being forced to) watch(ing) The Notebook, he immediately agreed to sex.

That's screwed up, that is.
(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 19:15, More)