» My sex misconceptions

For some reason
A child in my primary school said "Caution - Never shag without a condom"
Being the wholesome little chap I was, I assumed he meant Condor and asked him why you might want to fuck with an endangered bird of prey present.

He turned to me with a vacant expression and said; "To put on your willy?"

My childhood crumbled away before my very eyes.
(Tue 30th Sep 2008, 23:43, More)

» Pet Peeves

Greenday
Its all whiney bollocks and every song sounds exactly the same. I also hate greenday fanatics, mainly 12 year old girls in blazers plastered with pop-punk logos and weak jokes on tiny badges.
(Tue 6th May 2008, 22:51, More)

» Good Advice

Chlamydia
When I got chlamydia off a slutty, back-stabbing ex, my grandad said
"Chubster me boy, its one tablet to get rid of it and your not a man till youve had it"

A great and manly man
(Mon 24th May 2010, 2:02, More)

» My sex misconceptions

A schoolmate once told me
"When your balls drop you'll be blind"...

Did'nt catch the joke and ran home crying over the inevitable loss of my sight.

Cunt
(Wed 1st Oct 2008, 0:31, More)

» How nerdy are you?

I is the grammer king
If a person ever says, "me and my friend..." I'll stop them in mid sentence and say "my friend and I" in the most condesending tone available to me.

My girlfriend once told my I had incorrect "Pronounciation"... I promptly hit her for the self contradictory sentence and shouted at her "your pronUnciation is incorrect!"

oh, I once checked the oxford concise dictionary for spelling mistakes, against what I checked it I don't know, I was eight.
(Wed 12th Mar 2008, 15:03, More)