» Puns

You'll like this one (not a lot)
2 irish men on a building site.

Says one in a thick brogue: 'Oi Paddy, what's the difference between joists and girders?'

Says the other 'Well Mick, one wrote 'Ulysees' and the other wrote 'Faust'"

Ithankyouverymuch…
(Sat 7th Mar 2009, 18:30, More)

» Letters they'll never read

Dear Climate Change Skeptics
I really hope you're right and that we're not due a totally fucked future, but just in case you're wrong, could you please attempt to lead a more environmentally aware lifestyle?

I'm only trying to save you from the impending embarassment you'll face when Kent turns to desert and the ice caps melt.

Love from

Me
(Tue 9th Mar 2010, 22:16, More)

» Puns

The German Philosopher Joke
Shall I tell you my joke about German Philosphers?

Yes?

Are you sure?

Really, really, sure?

Positive?

Don't want to change your mind?

(Continued ad nauseum…)

Punchline: I'm sorry, I. Kant.
(Sat 7th Mar 2009, 18:48, More)

» Puns

Not even my own (but I wish it was)
I"m having problems with my time machine - it broke down next week!

and…

I can't get the spare parts until 35 years ago.

Followed by…

They just don't make them like they will do soon…
(Tue 10th Mar 2009, 8:42, More)

» * PFFT *

Stuck at Traffic Lights
4 friends, myself, 1 small student Fiat Uno.
PLUS
1 gassy ass (my own).
PLUS
Roadworks.
EQUALS
A fart you could possibly see, could not avoid, and could not do anything about due to complete lack of air flowing though said Fiat Uno.

I went through college with the moniker 'mein farter' due to my connection with many things German... and my bum.

*proud*
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 21:46, More)