» Guilty Pleasures

I've got quite a few
but then I actually have OCD, so I guess that's cheating.

Picking caulk off bathtubs.

Moving stuff around on my (home) desk to make it look more cluttered.

Reorganizing my mp3s.

Watching really terrible movies.

Calculus.

Being obviously smarter then other people. I shouldn't enjoy it, but I do.

Not doing things I should be doing, like that essay I should be writing right now. There's a perverse pleasure in not doing it, even if you'll end up doing it tomorrow and know full well you'll be miserable because you don't have enough time to do it properly.
(Tue 12th Apr 2005, 4:02, More)

» Little things that turn you on

let's hear it for debauchery
A good tight sweater. Especially with glasses. Black or something in the red spectrum is best.

Also, an apron (and nothing else) or overalls (and nothing else) equals BONERS.
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 18:00, More)

» Dad Jokes

Just remembered more
My dad goes swimming every other day for excercise. If he meets somebody on the way out there that just finished, he'll ask them if the water was wet. Similarly, if anybody asks him how the water is, he replies "Wet."

He's also very fond of the term "a trainwreck of flavors", and likes to make jokes about the proper thing to do according to Miss Manners.
(Fri 12th Dec 2003, 0:27, More)

» Dad Jokes

Yet another
"I'm on a special seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

Whenever we drive by a graveyard - "You know, that place is pretty popular. People are just dying to get in there."

If you complain that your food is too hot - "Well, it's no good cold!"

After a big meal - "If you walked away hungry, it's your own fault!"
(Fri 12th Dec 2003, 0:20, More)