» Political Correctness Gone Mad

Whats the problem
rant.....

I cant see the problem with women being offended by comments such as "Oi Jugs, show us yer hairy muff".
If I was walking down the street and a bunch of woman were to shout something like "Oi flat chest, show us yer hairy wang" I would take that as a complement and maybe even oblige.

In fact I have been waiting my whole life for this and sometimes hang about bingo halls wearing revealing clothes just to egg them on a little.

PFFFT woman,

rant over
(Thu 22nd Nov 2007, 17:38, More)

» Terrible Parenting

..............
I know my last post was fickle but...............

As far as I can see, a lot of the people compelled to write in this thingy have had really really shit childhoods. Worryingly, some of them seem almost suicidal ,.............. excuse the melodramatic tone :)

If this is the case, then you are in the right place. Just read the other comments. A lot of these fuckers have had really shite lives o far, but have good jobs, lives, families and also have turned out cool enuff to be total b3tards.
Like myself..............

Peaceings outings my brothers from anotherings mothers.
(Sun 19th Aug 2007, 0:06, More)

» Why should you be fired from your job?

petrol station
I worked for a whole year in a Texaco petrol station in the arsehole of Airdrie, Scotland.

The money was shite. The job was shite. But I managed to more or less steal my dinner and also any fags/skins I needed 6 days a week for a year (and anything else I needed the garage sold i.e. the odd jazz mag).

So managed to save up most of wages to go back to Uni.
Thanks Texaco :)
(Thu 9th Aug 2007, 20:03, More)

» Council Cunts

An interesting story of david and goliath that someone other than me will actually care about
One time when I lived in a place I shall call [ insert place name here ], for that is what it is called. Me and my partner, Mrs Kenelo Bumfish, had a really tedious grievance with the local council who I practically fund via my council tax and expected special treatment regarding my problem which was more than likely about some form of refuse collection or a car or something.............. I digress.
I phoned someone (on the telephone at my bleeding expense, using my hard earned bleeding cash) and whinged, and astonishingly the 'ignorant phone-monkey' on the other end of the phone didn't give a rats pants about it.
So I done something which I seem to think was cool and stuck it to the man ( read as: reminded them of a by-law that worked to my advantage or gave them the fingers down the phone), which resulted in me getting the problem sorted 'lickedy-split'.
Ha, I am quite obviously fricking top drawer, am I not?
I rattled a few cages that day, I can tell you.

Yeah, first post. ( Am not always a c**t, just fed up reading the same old answers, and had a shite monday)

Apologies for teh lack of length joke :)
(Tue 31st Jul 2007, 0:42, More)

» Abusing freebies

abusing freebees
My mate once routinely kicked, punched and intimidated some african bees he got for nuffink off a man in the pub.
Oh,abusing freebies?
fuck it,.............. true story anyway
Length: just past the shoulders.
(Fri 9th Nov 2007, 1:18, More)