» Guilty Secrets

all i wanted to do was go to a footy game
not really a guilty secret, because and i'll be honest i dont feel guilty just overawed at what id done

a few years ago i made a flag for my mate whom i was attending a cup final in cardiff with.... we carried this thing with us all day and had our photos taken with it by various people and then at the end of the game we chucked it on the pitch.. when two of our players picked it up and held it aloft..... imagine the outrage at two swansea footballers hold up a welsh flag with the legend F**K OFF CARDIFF written on it in quite large letters (for those not in the know, swansea and cardiff are two cities in wales who have quite a dislike of each other).... upon finding the next day of the scandal we had created my mate entered what can only be called a fit of paranoia and proceded to dispose of all evidence of us ever having been there and also dispose of his stash..

even now we cant admit to it when people talk about it 'cause in all honesty who'd belive us?



news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4871238.stm

and thats my virginity lost at last :-)
(Tue 4th Sep 2007, 10:55, More)

» Customers from Hell

agggggghhhhhh
the killer one for me is the customers who get pissed off when they ask for espresso and get served with a small shot of coffee, or the lady who asks me for capuchino with no foam

length?... tall :-)
(Sun 7th Sep 2008, 16:51, More)

» How nerdy are you?

nerdism
im still playing the c64 game creatures and i still aint finished it, been playing since i was 9 yrs old im now 26 and to add more nerd to me resume my username comes from that game also my email address

length 18yrs and counting!
(Thu 6th Mar 2008, 15:57, More)

» Bastard Colleagues

the boss that makes it up as she goes along
young fluffyfangs by here was once a web designer but due to a run of bad luck has ended up as a caterer for the good old NHS (ya gotta love em)

heres just a few of the fantastic tricks our manager has pulled in the last few years

1. attempting to sack an employee for her sickness record when said employee was suffering from a nasty form of cancer, the exact phrase she used was "what we need to do is terminate your contract then you can re-apply for your job when you get the all clear)

2. giving my (then) other half a written warning for being off work for six months with a broken shoulder after a road accident.

3. allowing poor fluffyfangs to find out his job was being changed (from night chef to lowly catering assistant) through the local evening paper, and then informing him it was his own problem for not being in work that day

4. sacking an employee at 8am and asking him if he minded finshing the 12hr shift he was meant to be doing that day (the reply being F**K OFF!!!)

5 and the killer one.... employees in our department can be disciplined for smkoking on the way to and from work regardless of being in uniform or not

i still work there for two simple reasons the first being im a surfer and to be honest i dont need to earn mega bucks as long as i have my board and some waves im happy and the second reason is im the departments health and saftey representative and enjoy being an almost constant thorn in this excuse for a managers side

length = about 6'3" but 17 stone :-)
(Sun 27th Jan 2008, 16:22, More)

» Redundant technology

old school baby
mrs fluffyfangs is the proud driver of a 1989 xr3i cabriolet, it really makes her happy when owners of brand spanky new m3s and other modern cars drive past it drooling,
and i myself still regularly play my c64 through a crt tv i keep specificaly for the job, the spaceship levels of turrican 2 sound awesome through my amplifier :-)
(Mon 8th Nov 2010, 18:03, More)