Dodgy CD

(Fri 8th Mar 2002, 8:16, More)

Sufi Ellis-Bextor


Sometimes the face just fits...
(Wed 6th Mar 2002, 4:25, More)

Eyewash

(Fri 22nd Feb 2002, 4:57, More)

Even at the covent school
young Jeremy wasn't safe from the taunts.


(Thu 21st Feb 2002, 9:47, More)

Gremlins Vs Desparate Dan
Result: Mogwai Pie


(Wed 20th Feb 2002, 4:07, More)

Dog Nap

(Tue 19th Feb 2002, 5:58, More)

Gay dogs fag hag

(Mon 18th Feb 2002, 9:17, More)

Way of the Exploding B3ta

(Wed 6th Feb 2002, 4:01, More)

I just did an image search for MC Hammer..
and I got this back:



It's been a while since I saw him, but that can't be right can it?
(Mon 4th Feb 2002, 9:44, More)

B3ta - A scientific explanation

(Thu 24th Jan 2002, 9:14, More)

Monguins - A new evil
These Monkey-Penguin hybrids gel their hair like Keith from The Prodigy for added sinisterness.....


(Thu 24th Jan 2002, 4:15, More)

Another Bond movie....
Liv and let Di




I'll get me coat...
(Tue 15th Jan 2002, 10:00, More)

The iMacs will kill us all...
Computers take over the world in a wave of sci-fi clichés...


(Tue 8th Jan 2002, 8:38, More)

Sardine Ellis-Baxter
It don't mean nothing


(Wed 19th Dec 2001, 10:35, More)

Bush Monkey
More celebrity-animal hybrid fun...


(Thu 13th Dec 2001, 9:57, More)

New Media, Schmoo media

(Thu 13th Dec 2001, 9:49, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

At uni, rather unoriginally...
Early 90's. A classic 'don't shit on your own doorstop' morality tale. It was the last week before end of first year exams, hormones over-ran myself and one my flat-mates who'd fancied each other for pretty much the whole year, but both done a very good job of hiding it up until that point.

I don't know quite what went wrong, but it turned out to be the least sexual moment of my life, and the girl involved tried to commit suicide the next day so I don't think she enjoyed it either. Anyway, after a few weeks of getting stoned and drinking vodka in lieu of eating and sleeping I mysteriously failed my course and dropped out of uni.


Sorry to be so morbid. The whole experience gave me the strength to help my current partner through some tough times though so it's not all bad - turns out to be one of those 'everything happens for a reason' tales too.
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 3:18, More)