» Pet Peeves

Let's see now...
Emo kids.
Can't stand the fuckers. My reasoning is thus.

Their music is shit (in my humble opinion, yes yes) and they whine and moan about the most inane and senseless things ever. Whats worse, their lives are fucking great compared to some, so they have nothing to complain about. Oh no, your girlfriend/boyfriend (it's hard to tell which is which sometimes, which makes for amusement) dumped you. Big deal, it's not the end of the world, so suck it up and get on with your pathetic life. Also, stop writing god awful 'poetry'. Seriously, its harmful to the eye and puts proper poetry in a bad light. Oh, and mosh properly for fucks sake. If someone falls down, you pick them up. You don't put the boot in for giggles, just because you'd be snapped like a twig in a proper fight anyway. In fact, don't do it at all. Let the rest of us enjoy the bloody gig without your cuntish twattery.

I could go on, but I'm tired.
(Sat 3rd May 2008, 3:44, More)

» My Biggest Disappointment

Not yet, but soon...
I fear I'm in for a big disappointment when I come out of university, particularly as a great many of you lot are going with the rhetoric of it being a waste of time when you could've spent it getting work and going from there... Just a bit of paper, right? With several thousand pounds of debt? I accept the debt, but it seems so worth it now.

Speaking of employment, I am disappointed at how bloody difficult it is to get started. Well, actually I'm not, as I knew this would happen, but it's still aggravating. Particularly when most openings require you to be experienced. How the hell am I, or most of anyone, to gain experience if you continue to be so bleeding fussy?

To the ladyfolk. You can be sweet as a honey-glazed rose one moment, then as malevolent as plague the next. I say this in the context of relationships only, as I enjoy good friendships with female folk, but get little more than aggravation if I venture further. Too little reward and so on, so it's always disappointing when I think I might have got lucky, only to get the same again.

I'll stop my semi-inebriated rant there before I deviate too much. No apologies though, I guess it's just sheer bad luck on my part.
(Mon 30th Jun 2008, 1:31, More)

» Eccentrics

Hm...
After looking up the dictionary definition of eccentric, it would seem that I am the one bearing the unfortunate label. I regularly confound (and perhaps annoy) my family with occasional ramblings and tendency to spout anti-religious rhetoric (my family being faithful catholics), I make friends with people one would consider geeky, those opposite to that and a great many inbetween, and I find I fit in none of these groups, as I care neither for getting wasted and soap operas nor computers and anime (I know I'm stereotyping vastly here, but I hope you get what I mean).

I'm afraid to say I can't think of many valid examples to justify this claim, unless enjoying the sensation of lemon juice stinging the eyes counts... Perhaps the claim that party rings go well with mild salsa dip (honestly, try it)? No? Ok.
(Sat 1st Nov 2008, 2:36, More)

» Tightwads

One I heard of...
It's probably been heard and reiterated by someone else already. Ah well.

The story of a studenty man whose tightwaddy nature was such that he only ever ate porridge (probably cold). Consequently, he got ill, and the doctor reported it as the first case of scurvy in these lands for many a year.

Urban myth? Probably, but I'm not forking out a story of my own, unless I can profit from it.
(Mon 27th Oct 2008, 1:17, More)

» My most treasured possession

Well...
I'm a rather unmaterialistic person (boring, i know), so if something of mine was destroyed, however valuable, I'd be annoyed, but I doubt i would give it too much thought.

Friends and family I would do any and everything to save. Also, though I am a bad tempered cynic day in and day out, I like to think I have some good in me which would compel me to save an unkown person from a burning building, even at cost of my own life.

Judge me at your leisure.
(Sun 11th May 2008, 2:50, More)