» Stupid Colleagues

box of steam
Burger King. 1994. "Fiona, the steamers ran out of steam, can you go up to the stock room and bring another couple of boxes down."

She was gone for 45 minutes. Overqualified for that place really.
(Tue 8th Mar 2011, 21:33, More)

» Training courses, seminars and conferences

TITS
I once advertised and taught a course to my professional peers called "Trends In Time Series" Not only did it have a superb acronym it featured a slide with the geometric mean of two beards.
(Thu 15th Mar 2012, 21:39, More)

» Pathological Liars

This builder once told us that
we needed some ties removed from our chimney to get a gas fire fitted. He went all the way to the Caribbean with our money to research the best way to do it. Practically the definition of professionalism if you ask me. We got to stay with the in-laws for three months while we got the chimney fixed... Bonus.
(Tue 4th Dec 2007, 22:46, More)

» Devastating Put-Downs

face
"Designer Stubble isn't it."

"Yeah - George at Asda."
(Sat 26th Nov 2011, 14:53, More)

» Food sabotage

I used to work in burger king.
Nuff said...

Length? 100% bovine.
(Thu 18th Sep 2008, 23:43, More)