» Mix Tapes

We were young and very bored.
Me and my brother recorded a radio show from a local station and when the people who called in and won spoke, we recorded us instead. We told them to mail the concert tickets to our sister and all that.Told her that we won her some concert tickets and let her listen to the tape.

She was pissed a few weeks later when the tickets didnt show up and the concert passed.
(Sat 9th Feb 2008, 19:03, More)

» Fairgrounds, theme parks, circuses and carnivals

The state fair.
Once a year the state has a fair. It has rides and games. You never win the games. The rides take you very high and fast. Its once a year.
(Sun 12th Jun 2011, 9:27, More)

» Bedroom Disasters

Bottle of lube was empty.
I left her in the room while I searched for more. Turns out ketchup and honey are not good substitutes. She never left the light off again.
(Sat 25th Jun 2011, 11:24, More)

» Addicted

Biting fingernails.
My own and other peoples. I stalk them until they are alone. I snatch them up and keep them in a cage in my basement. I feed them nothing but calcium pills. I slowly knaw on the nails until they have none left.
(Fri 19th Dec 2008, 6:57, More)

» Conversation Killers

Blood pressure.
My previous job was full of ignorant people. I overheard two coworkers in the break room talking about high blood pressure. As I walked by I told them doctors don't recommend it, but I just cut myself to let some pressure out. One guy started laughing as the other said in a serious tone "You can do that?". The whole break room fell silent waiting for him to laugh or show signs that he was joking. Some people just need to stay in school.
(Wed 18th May 2011, 8:14, More)