» Housemates

Inappropriate behaviour....
When one of my best friends from uni, Jilly, went home for a weekend with the folks she asked the girl in the room next to her to look after her room for the weekend.
Ruth, is bi-sexual which is fine. What was not fine was when Jilly returned slightly earlier than expected to find Ruth sitting on her bed sniffing Jilly's underwear while watchin tv.
Cue akward silence......
(Tue 3rd Mar 2009, 1:52, More)

» Shoplifting

Shoplifting Solution
When I was still at school I used to work part-time in a shop which sold, amongst other things, sweets. Lots of schoolkids used to come in after school to buy sweets for the way home and as it was a 1 man job it could be hard to keep track of the thieving gypsies. Anyway, my boss noticed that we were down on a little on a certain type of lollipop and even though he reviewed the cctv footage we couldn't work out who was nicking them. Then he hit on a masterstroke. Just before the "school-rush" he put a note in the tub of lollipops which read "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!". We never found out who the kid was but I bet it put the fear of god into his/her young mind because the thieving stopped after that.
(Sat 12th Jan 2008, 20:21, More)

» Messing with people's heads

Belgian Call Centre Prank
Obviously, this is not my own story but this is seriously worth a watch if you've ever suffered the pain of being messed around by call centres.

youtu.be/mxXlDyTD7wo
(Fri 13th Jan 2012, 19:58, More)

» Housemates

Embarassing bodily functions
My now ex-girlfriend lived with a very strange flatmate in her first year of uni. After moving in with 5 other into a mixed flat, everybody was still nervous around each other (as you'd expect) and so they decided to get pissed and get to know each other. Unfortunately, one of the flatmates, Andrew, was one of those clever types who left school at 16 and had gone straight to uni. He had very, very little experience when it came to drinking alcohol compared to his other 17/18 year old housemates and he was also incredibly shy aroun them because they were all much older. However, my ex said that he decided he would drink as much, if not more than them to prove he was "hard and grownup" or something like that.
Not heeding the other flatmates advice he started downing shot after shot after shot of vodka and mixing it with cheap beer and cider. Everybody else said they found this highly amusing until he got completely bungalowed (to borrow a Michael McIntryre expression) and lay down in the corner crying and begging for his mother.
Eventually, Andrew passed out and they continued drinking. That is until he started vomitting up that nights Chinese and all the alcohol he'd consumed. It gets worse tho... My ex said that he not only pissed himself but shat himself also!
I can only imagine his embarassment when he woke up with his first major hangover, in unfamiliar surroundings, lying in a pool of his own vomit, saturated jeans covered in piss and shit all at the tender age of 16.
My ex claims they bullied him mercilessly about this episode for the rest of the year until they all moved out.
(Thu 26th Feb 2009, 19:18, More)

» Shoplifting

Staff "benefits"
Like many of you have pointed out, staff regularly take advantage of their positions within companies. The last bar I worked in was no exception. For the first 4 months I worked there everything was hunky dory with no problems other than the fact the manager (john, we shall call him for that was his name) was a class A cock. However, after he got sacked the new manager soon informed us that we had a massive stock shortage. Namely £7000 worth of drink and the safe was £500 down. Turns out the staff had been having just one or two many free drinks! Suffice to say, all staff priviliges were cut and we were watched by the new eagle-eyed management team constantly.
Moral of the story, John might have been a cock but at least he let us party.
(Fri 11th Jan 2008, 2:39, More)