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hot spew
i once had some friends round and we were having a good old booze up, nice cool bottles of sol i seem to remember. had had a few and the night was going great. Being a fan of hot food had recently bought a bottle of Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce, so thought i'd get the bottle out to see if anyone was game for a taste (a single drop is like the flames of hell itself), but nobody took me up on it. I seem to remember smelling it, and putting the bottle back on the table. Unfortunately the bottle was rather chilled being recently taken out of the fridge, not a million miles away from a certain cool beer. well what happened next i am sure you can guess, i wasnt paying attention, picked something up and swigged away. followed by a loud FU#K, swift exit to toliet, and red hot lava like spew coming out of my mouth and what was 5 times worse, my nose. Took a few hours and some proper beers to cool back to acceptable level!
(Fri 8th Jan 2010, 20:52, More)