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» Stuff I've found

There was this eccentric known as The Procrastinator...
...ah balls, I shouldn't have put off telling this story for so long.

/sorry
(Thu 6th Nov 2008, 17:34, More)

» Kids

A request
Once whilst trawling through the b3ta archives (previous qotws/Image Challenges/Talk Board stuff, I don’t know where) I found a post where that included a link to some Russian diagrams for ‘exercising’ little tots. As I dimly recall it seemed to have consisted of line drawings featuring some boffin in a lab coat of swinging sturdy babies by the arms & legs in all sorts of rather unorthodox ways, I’m not sure how it would benefit the kids actually. Looked like good craic though in a healthy swing the next generation proletarian kind of way. Anyway I tucked mental image in me head, perhaps t’would come in handy someday.

A few years later I’ve since acquired a child (bargain sale in alley behind Toys or Us) and find throwing him round the place is great for stifling most tantrums, is a brilliant recreational activity (esp. to that “Standing in the way of Control” song) & is a wow at birthday/Xmas parties delighting the kids frightening their parents (There’s a limit though, I can only manage to dangle 7{&up} year olds by their ankles) Beats talking bout golf swings & property prices.

Some of this behaviour is down to viewing this image in a legitimising fashion: “But Dear -/swing/weeee/-the Russian childcare medical establishment are-/swing/weeee/-an Authority on this!” never mentioning my source a certain puerile digital arts community.

I sometimes wonder whether if it exists or just a figment of me imagination or worse yet some wicked b3tan’s. Anyone got a clue what I’m goin on about?
(Thu 24th Apr 2008, 0:00, More)

» Best Films Ever

Mad Max 2: a sequel that's better than the original.
Much better and more fully realized vision than Mad Max 1.

I saw the badly dubbed version (into US english for dozy Yanks)of the 1st film, so that was an initially off-putting but other than the brilliant opening and closing scenes it was just a cheesy retread of Dirty Harry. It didn't make much sense either.

Why would defense lawyers have so much power in a post apocalyptic society, getting villains off on technicalities? Why would they even exist? Martial-law time scumbags! You eyed up my oil supply in a suspicious manner...DIE! Case closed.

Yet people insist that the 1st one was better. Despite the distinct lack of mutants in bondage gear.
(Wed 23rd Jul 2008, 23:17, More)