» Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.

Bit rubbish really but My mum...
I owned a Mug, with a Mickey Mouse and load of little Mickeys falling out of a mug on it, I loved and cherished it and I and others had enjoyed a few hundred good brews from it.

One day I noticed it was not in the cupboard, there was no washing up, not on the draining board or in the dishwasher. I asked my Mum where it was and she said, "I knocked it off the side and smashed it, I hated the damn thing anyway, Too heavy!" Thanks Mum. :/
Length? Around five inches with a handle.
(Thu 14th Aug 2008, 23:45, More)

» Customers from Hell

Ooh one for me...
I work for a big supermarket chain in one of its small quick format store with a petrol station of a big oil company attached. It is in a fairly well to do area thats is also inhabitat by chavs so I get my share of crap from twats of all classes, so here are quick tips to make your shopping trip nicer and quicker for everybody concerned. I could go on for ages but these are my pet hates:
- When drawing fuel, from picking up the noozle to the fuel flowing takes a little time for it to happen we have to authorise in the kiosk, during this time we have check your age, that your not going to blow everybody up and what your filling up, plus the we are often serving customers at the same time, therefore waving your arms about like a mong does not speed the process because your too impatient, hell we may even make you wait longer.
-Get it through your skull, stay off your mobile whilst drawing fuel, concentrate on the job in hand, I have heard all the sermons before about it's not dangerous blah blah, its the rule, deal with it or fuck off.
-We are only human and therefore we will make mistakes, tell us and we will usually sort it with no fuss, being rude will just makes you a wanker.
-If your using a debit/credit card, if they work great, if they don't, don't blame me, call your bank, twat.
-If you smell, please don't be offended if I back away.
-You look under 21 I WILL ID you, I don't give a shit about you or any social event I may have ruined. My life will be made misery in so many different ways if I sell underage as happened to two friends of mine. If it keeps happening to you, get ID Dumb Arse.
-5p off a litre won't be accepted here, that fact is cleverly in black and white on the coupon, read it Fool before drawing fuel.
However, If there is a hot girl in the Q for the tills, it is not uncommon for the speed of it to increase considerably. The speed is in proportion how many blokes there are serving.
Be friendly and polite it will usually be returned, I don't particularly enjoy my job, it is not what I want in career, but good customers can brighten a dull day and it is so much more pleasant for everybody!
(Sat 6th Sep 2008, 21:27, More)

» Get Rich Quick

Oh...
Aint it a lovely feeling, I put my lovely, only worn on special occaision, leather jacket once and found a crisp £20, It's like free money!
First post Woo!
(Thu 7th Aug 2008, 0:52, More)