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» Best Films Ever

Well, I doubt many people agree...
...But to me, American Beauty is one of the best films ever, the script is amazing.

There are so many great films, it's hard to know what to say...Comedies that are actually funny are good to start with.

Sorry for the boringness of the post, couldn't think of anything funny :(
(Thu 17th Jul 2008, 17:57, More)

» Tales of the Unexplained

Oh my God...
TMAce can tell EXACTLY where the loading screens on Half-Life 2 are! It's uncanny!

Of course it has nothing to do with the fact that he's played four times and he's definately not playing it now...

EDIT: TMAce says it's at least seven times, he's lost count! :P
(Sun 6th Jul 2008, 19:22, More)

» Tales of the Unexplained

Woo yay for this QOTW!
In case you didn't guess from the subject heading, I'm pretty into the supernatural, and believe in ghosts and stuff. Therefore, I have two stories, creepy to me, probably not so much to anyone else. Oh well, here goes:

1) Last year sometime, I went with two friends to the cinema, deciding we'd see Ghost Rider. We were there about an hour early, so when we finally went up to the screen, we were still completely alone. It was the screen at the end of the empty corridor on the top floor that we had to go in, and it was typically creepy, right down to a spooky hum in the background, there wasn't even a person to take our tickets. Being the brave young souls we were (notice the "were"), we walked into the screen. As we walk in, all three of us see at least one black figure somewhere in the screen. We all ran out the screen screaming, and waited until someone else went into the screen. The creepy part is, when we went back in, there was only us and the people we followed in, no black figures...

2) Don't worry this isn't as long as the last one. Sometimes when I'm sitting at the computer, a silver washing bowl will fall off the tumble dryer behind me. I've often blamed this on the fact that the tumble dryer was on at the time, and the vibrations pushed it off. But it has fallen off when the tumble dryer was off, and I think I even saw someone walk behind me and push it off once, but no one I live with was close enough to have been able to move it and get that far away in time. So, I don't know what to think, hence it being rather unexplained...

Length? Yeah, I don't even know the joke, so I'm just apologizing :)
(Thu 3rd Jul 2008, 14:01, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Drama lessons and innuendo
I was in drama only yesterday and my friend and I were reading through a scene from John Osborne's "Look Back In Anger", cue my next line: "*big paragraph* It was during the General Erection..." followed by silence from me and hysterical laughter from my friend. I'm just thanking Jebus it wasn't one of those moments were everyone is silent...

Wahey, first QOTW post :)
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 22:10, More)