» Training courses, seminars and conferences

Laughing at the sensitivity course
A big fat irish girl laughing at the word spacker in a room full of people and she still works there. Full on chortle mind you, then just repeating the word over and over while inhaling for breath.
(Thu 15th Mar 2012, 17:51, More)

» My First Experience of the Internet

Ms comic chat
I thought it was just a fun thing you made comics in then two people start have cyber sex.

edit: It was an alien and a man with a bag on his head.
(Thu 22nd Mar 2012, 15:29, More)

» What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?

Cannibals
I thought they were everywhere when I was a kid, just waiting to eat me. This is why kids should not watch the news or have weird friends who have been into ed gein since they were six.
(Sun 22nd Jan 2012, 9:49, More)

» Messing with people's heads

Just last night watching the golden globes on sky plus with the cohabitor.
We were fast forwarding to parts were Ricky Garvais was saying something funny (so we got through it in about 15 minutes) when she stopped at Sidney Poitier giving a speech about Morgan Freeman. She had never heard of or see Poitier, so I managed to convince her that he was Morgan Freeman's life partner. At first she was skeptical, but as Freeman told Poitier than he would always think of the award as the Sidney Poitier Award and not Cecil B. DeMille Award and that tear rolled down his face, she said " Aww I bet they've been through so much together."
As I started to laugh uncontrollably she was straight on wikipedia.
(Tue 17th Jan 2012, 10:22, More)

» Conspicuous Consumption

Everything I do at the minute is ostentaious
i'm on the dole and living off the missus.
(Wed 3rd Aug 2011, 14:56, More)