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» Unemployed

Not me but a friend...
and not about unemployment, either, but still work-related.

He worked for NTL, and had just cut service to someone who hadn't paid their bill. "But," whines the chav on the other end of the phone, "what would you do if you didn't have a telly?"

He responds, honestly, that he doesn't and he reads books instead.

The chav complained. He got a written warning.

Apparantly people don't like being told that watching Big Brother isn't a human right.
(Tue 7th Apr 2009, 11:30, More)

» Unemployed

I'm about as qualified
as the average sea cucumber and can't even get a job at Tesco. The last time I went in there I had to explain to the checkout monkey how to read a date of birth.

Jesus H. Christ and his black bastard brother Barry, they'll employ people who can't *read*, but not me?
(Mon 6th Apr 2009, 19:20, More)

» Call Centres

Guy I know worked for NTL
and had just cut service to someone who hadn't paid their bill.

"But," whines the chav on the other end of the phone, "what would you do if you didn't have a telly?"

He responds, honestly, that he doesn't and he reads books instead.

The chav complained. He got a written warning.

Apparantly people don't like being told that watching Big Brother isn't a human right.
(Thu 3rd Sep 2009, 15:35, More)

» Banks

Cheques
Four working days to clear. Or so they pretend.

Paid in a cheque for 300 quid, spent some of it, then got a letter from them that it'd bounced. And my account debited £300. After the phone banking person told me it had cleared.

Fuckers.
(Thu 16th Jul 2009, 19:02, More)