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Weird one from Uni
At Wells Hall in Reading Uni, there's an insult "Mattock".

Mattock - young man who has been in his first year and at Wells Hall for 5 years, and was once caught wanking into a bin.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 11:01, More)

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called Tintin...

Because when we found her she had a tin stuck on her head.

Stupid, stupid animal.

Also a cat called Dave... no reason, just a cool name.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 13:40, More)

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Obviously, speshul is used quite a lot. eg. "that was really speshul, luke" after he walks into a locked door.

Also, dirty. The worrying thing about this one is that it is good and bad...
eg. "Emma! Dirty, dirty Emma, drinking Vodka!"
and "ooh, bloody hell that's dirty".

Dirty, in the bad sense, can also be exchanged for "rough" or "harsh".

"Defend the Relm" is to drink all the vodka... don't ask (too much mortal kombat methinks). Also on the MK theme, "Goro" is the name we call anyone we hate. Either that or Smeagol.

Good name: Monkey
Bad Names (in order of badness, worst last): Moose, Badger, Mongoose.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 11:56, More)