» I'm glad nobody saw me

Red Eye
Can you fill up my wind proof lighter? Of course I can, it is a manly task with dangerous chemicals . . .

Didn't light first time, gave it a shake and still no flame just a spark.

Look in to check spark it lights then sending a small ball of flame into my eye. I have just removed my eye lashes, but fortunately not my sight!.

Was spied by the lighter’s owner but got away with it at work and carried on with OH & S inspections and audits for the next few months.
(Tue 1st Feb 2011, 1:32, More)

» School Naughtiness

Mortal Sins
I lied - to be popular and interesting.
I cheated - in junior school as I couldn't remember my address so wrote it on a note. With a parents help!
I stole - I have a book from the secondary school library.

There were others more and less severe but that covers most of the major sins.

I didn't learn to spell very well though.
(Tue 13th Sep 2011, 7:20, More)

» First rude thing I ever saw

Swimming Pool Flash
Went to the wave pool at White City, very cool girl with plunging neckline one piece had this washed away. The image was fantastic probably the second rude thing but the first not a photo.
(Wed 17th Aug 2011, 5:14, More)

» First rude thing I ever saw

At the Park
A big thanks to Gary and the bad lads from West Court who showed a 10yr old carlos Playboy and men only whilst we were at the park.
(Wed 17th Aug 2011, 5:06, More)

» Famous people I hate

Deliah Smith
Well I can't read any more of this, first thourght I don't really hate any one famous I don't know them. not the kind of hate I have for who ever invented the call centre.

But I started to read and then the red mist of anger came Nigella Lawson GGGGrrrrrrrrrrr Kill kill your fake, Tim Westwood your a fake Hate Hate.

But who really gets on my goat Deliah Smith, once hero to every kitchen but really is just pushing her way of the highway.
How to cook rubbish. I'm now ranting and of for a lie down
(Fri 5th Feb 2010, 2:29, More)