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» Caught!
Pretending to be spiderman whilst 8
Yeah, well we used to live in a house which had a door with a broken doorhandle, and instead of it getting replaced, we sorta put up with it, and Foolish here got the pleasure of having that room.
Well, being 8, i wasn't a smart kid, so i thought hanging from the door like a monkey would be a nice way to emulate the Webslinger whose posters dominated my walls.
Well i ended up covered in red...my own blood. Fell off the door, and sliced my face open on the doorhandle. Cue my stepdad coming in to find me covered in blood seemingly gushing from my throat.
12 stitches later, my good looks restored and the stark warning if it was an inch deeper i wouldnt have been able to talk, and may well have drowned in my own blood.
Brilliant! Caught red-handed...and red faced... pretending to be Spiderman at 10 at night when i was supposed to be in bed. Yay
(Tue 8th Jun 2010, 18:53, More)
Pretending to be spiderman whilst 8
Yeah, well we used to live in a house which had a door with a broken doorhandle, and instead of it getting replaced, we sorta put up with it, and Foolish here got the pleasure of having that room.
Well, being 8, i wasn't a smart kid, so i thought hanging from the door like a monkey would be a nice way to emulate the Webslinger whose posters dominated my walls.
Well i ended up covered in red...my own blood. Fell off the door, and sliced my face open on the doorhandle. Cue my stepdad coming in to find me covered in blood seemingly gushing from my throat.
12 stitches later, my good looks restored and the stark warning if it was an inch deeper i wouldnt have been able to talk, and may well have drowned in my own blood.
Brilliant! Caught red-handed...and red faced... pretending to be Spiderman at 10 at night when i was supposed to be in bed. Yay
(Tue 8th Jun 2010, 18:53, More)
» Annoying words and phrases
Using the words Giant and Titan and other synonyms of BIG to describe seemingly normal sized things.
This particularly annoys me in Football. Yes i like football, a lot as it happens, but it is irritating when Sky Sports or similar choose to hype up a game by describing one or both teams as giants.
I was glad to know that when That Mitchell And Webb Look addressed this in their show, I was not the only person who thought this.
On a side note: Change. That word is going to be bounced around a lot this month, and already it is grating on me. We need it, of course we do (Gordon Brown couldn't lead lemmings off of a cliff), but at least use a synonym. You don't all have to use the word CHANGE. "Change" the record eh?
(First Rant over, time for a holiday. Hull nice this time of year? :P)
(Wed 14th Apr 2010, 5:00, More)
Using the words Giant and Titan and other synonyms of BIG to describe seemingly normal sized things.
This particularly annoys me in Football. Yes i like football, a lot as it happens, but it is irritating when Sky Sports or similar choose to hype up a game by describing one or both teams as giants.
I was glad to know that when That Mitchell And Webb Look addressed this in their show, I was not the only person who thought this.
On a side note: Change. That word is going to be bounced around a lot this month, and already it is grating on me. We need it, of course we do (Gordon Brown couldn't lead lemmings off of a cliff), but at least use a synonym. You don't all have to use the word CHANGE. "Change" the record eh?
(First Rant over, time for a holiday. Hull nice this time of year? :P)
(Wed 14th Apr 2010, 5:00, More)