» Books

The Wheel of Time series
Bloody good read in my opinion. The final book is due this year as well.

I'll probably do a sex wee when it comes out.
(Thu 5th Jan 2012, 20:20, More)

» Complaining

Dear Christopher Lambert
You get on my nerves you trollop. 'Highlander' gives me weird feelings and you were shit in 'Mortal Kombat'.

Go away.
(Wed 8th Sep 2010, 2:22, More)

» Lies that got out of control

I tell people I have interesting stories to share...
but actually they're rather boring. Mwuhaha.
(Thu 12th Aug 2010, 13:20, More)

» Drugs

I'm currently drugging it up large.
Because I can.

Thanks.
(Thu 16th Sep 2010, 22:54, More)

» Narrow Escapes

Well I wasn't that close to death...
But Geese are scary buggers. Especially when they chase you across a field, whilst waving their 'arms' and shouting something along the lines of: 'I'll bite your face off if I catch you'.

Vicious buggers.
(Wed 25th Aug 2010, 1:51, More)