» Anonymous

Stolen milk
There is a communal kitchen at my work, in it is a shared fridge. In which I put my milk for tea and cereal in the morning. This is often stolen and used by other people. I have come to terms with this fact there is nothing you can do. I've tried signs on the fridge saying buy your own milk, but as you could imagine it has no effect. Now I went to the supermarket at lunch time and they had a pack of 3 Magnum ice creams in a by one get on free offer. So I brought them and stored them in the freezer compartment of the shared fridge at work. I left them for the next two days due to a work course and not going home. I then went to pick them up to take them home and someone had ripped the corner of one of the boxes and stole a magnum. This annoyed me, milk fair enough but a mans magnum that’s a step to far. The next day I put this sign on the fridge: -
"To whom ever it was that stole the Magnum Ice cream out of the fridge. I hope you are happy with yourself. My Son is in hospital with terminal cancer and it was his birthday the other day. He could only have a few friends (5 to be precise) from the ward in his room to celebrate, due to him being very weak and fragile. As a treat I had brought Magnums for him and his friends. Now one was missing and little Timmy (5yrs) missed out, giving his unselfishly to my son, as it was his birthday. Poor little Timmy died that very evening, having never had his last magnum."
(Fri 15th Jan 2010, 13:11, More)

» I just don't get it

Young, Naive and a bit stupid...
Was out for a collegues (female) leaving drink with some other ladies. The conversation got onto Bikini waxing. Unsure sat back said nothing and thought 'surely they don't have hairy breasts'.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 14:16, More)

» Racist grandparents

I went to my Mums house to catch up with her and get some good food.
I ask at the dinner table if the house next door which had been up for sale, had been sold. She said in a whisper "yes it has" I said "Oh thats good news what are your new neighbours like." Again in a whisper "They're black" Me "Oh are they nice, have you met them and why are you whispering mum? black people don't have extra sensitive hearing" my mum "you don't know that".
(Thu 27th Oct 2011, 13:37, More)

» Conspiracy theory nutters

Apparently Philip Schofield is a bear in disguise.
He's intergrating into human life to see how things are run. So when they take over they won't have any problems. The government know about this but won't say anything due to the panic it may cause.
(Fri 28th Aug 2009, 10:01, More)

» School Days

At my high school like most we had a library.
Which was run by a very anrgy lady. Who wouldn't take any nonsense from anyone. One day on a break I went to the Llibray, only to find some kid had put a
sign over the door with the word "Auschwitz" written on it.
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 14:36, More)