...

(Thu 24th Oct 2024, 20:52, More)

(Fri 18th Oct 2024, 16:29, More)

Oasis Quo

(Tue 3rd Sep 2024, 13:34, More)

Ripley, you're not going to believe this.

(Mon 19th Aug 2024, 16:28, More)

...

(Thu 8th Aug 2024, 20:28, More)

...

(Thu 8th Aug 2024, 14:08, More)

...

(Thu 25th Jul 2024, 11:55, More)

It's all just a little bit of history repeating...

(Sat 20th Jul 2024, 8:37, More)

Decisions, decisions.

(Thu 11th Jul 2024, 8:48, More)

After 13 long years... One final evening of cheers, laughter and tears.

(Tue 2nd Jul 2024, 11:06, More)

(Tue 25th Jun 2024, 6:53, More)

...

(Sat 22nd Jun 2024, 11:10, More)

I mean, I’m basically driving around in an obscene publication.

(Fri 14th Jun 2024, 7:40, More)

...

(Fri 14th Jun 2024, 0:39, More)

July 5th

(Fri 31st May 2024, 10:52, More)

“That's impossible, even for Amazon,” scoffs Wedge Antilles.

(Mon 11th Dec 2023, 16:24, More)

Eee-jack-cue-late!! Eee-jack-cue-late!!

*pea-ka-boo
(Fri 24th Nov 2023, 10:10, More)

The thing is...

(Thu 5th Oct 2023, 14:16, More)

Bin done?

(Sun 24th Sep 2023, 10:12, More)

Come on stupid... Oh!

(Tue 1st Aug 2023, 10:48, More)

Evolution.

(Fri 21st Jul 2023, 9:22, More)

Everybody's talkin' at me...

(Wed 19th Jul 2023, 14:01, More)

Barefaced.

(Mon 17th Jul 2023, 22:13, More)

They come at night, mostly.

(Mon 17th Jul 2023, 11:01, More)

Bunny jabber rabbit.

(Wed 28th Jun 2023, 7:57, More)

Arrrgghhhhh, why don't you just fucking work!

(Mon 19th Jun 2023, 8:18, More)

(Thu 15th Jun 2023, 15:00, More)

I feel the need...

(Thu 15th Jun 2023, 9:30, More)

Upstairs, downstairs.

(Mon 5th Jun 2023, 9:11, More)

That's a 20-footer. - Twenty-five.

(Sat 3rd Jun 2023, 8:50, More)

Hold my beer...

(Thu 1st Jun 2023, 14:51, More)

For those rapid unscheduled disassembly days.

(Mon 24th Apr 2023, 11:42, More)

izzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeee?

(Sat 8th Oct 2022, 11:43, More)

The sandwich interrogation.

(Wed 28th Sep 2022, 17:03, More)

Let's be frank about it.

(Sun 25th Sep 2022, 14:23, More)

In the name of God, think what you're doing!

(Tue 30th Aug 2022, 14:13, More)

They're here.

(Sun 14th Aug 2022, 9:00, More)

"No."

(Sat 30th Jul 2022, 19:52, More)

What if animals were in charge? ...What do you mean 'IF' ?

(Tue 26th Jul 2022, 11:20, More)

This is a Tory Party for Tory people, there’s nothing for you here.

(Fri 22nd Jul 2022, 11:14, More)

'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(Tue 26th Apr 2022, 15:07, More)

“It’s such a fine line between stupid, and uh…clever.”

(Sun 17th Apr 2022, 12:13, More)

"And Mr Johnson, you're absolutely sure this has got nothing to do with you?"

(Thu 23rd Sep 2021, 9:19, More)

(Sun 19th Sep 2021, 16:09, More)

Let's go!

(Sun 19th Sep 2021, 13:39, More)

Saturday.

(Sat 28th Aug 2021, 15:32, More)

Running on empty.

(Wed 25th Aug 2021, 10:33, More)

For your children and your children's children.

(Tue 10th Aug 2021, 8:29, More)

What's this, then? 'Tories Eunt Domus'? 'People called Tories they go the house'?

(Sun 1st Aug 2021, 15:49, More)

International trade negotiations, it's a funny old game.
it's a funny old game.
(Mon 26th Jul 2021, 15:30, More)

Stuck in the middle with you.

(Sat 24th Jul 2021, 15:39, More)

Stopover.

(Fri 16th Jul 2021, 14:30, More)

Get off there, you prick!
you prick!
(Thu 15th Jul 2021, 11:45, More)

Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
have a nice cold pint and wait for this all to blow over.
(Tue 6th Jul 2021, 17:17, More)

Izzy-wizzy, let's get bizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy!

(Sun 4th Jul 2021, 11:50, More)

We can do much better than this.

(Thu 1st Jul 2021, 9:40, More)

Privatise this! ...you little twerp.

(Fri 25th Jun 2021, 17:37, More)

It's neck and neck in the main event.

(Mon 31st May 2021, 12:21, More)

Make Britain Great Again - opening ceremony.

(Mon 24th May 2021, 14:18, More)

On MONDAY he ate through 2 reams of A4

(Sat 22nd May 2021, 13:32, More)

We choose to graffiti the moon not because it is easy, but...
but...
(Wed 19th May 2021, 17:07, More)

New teatime crime show.

(Tue 18th May 2021, 8:05, More)

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.
you did it.
(Mon 10th May 2021, 14:18, More)

Rock guitar psalm 101

(Mon 3rd May 2021, 11:21, More)

I hardly think a few tweets are going to bring about the end of the world.

(Thu 29th Apr 2021, 10:15, More)

Flight 225 to Rio de Janeiro...

(Thu 8th Apr 2021, 14:30, More)

Fight, fight, fight, fight...

(Tue 6th Apr 2021, 14:23, More)

...

(Fri 12th Mar 2021, 21:46, More)

(Fri 12th Mar 2021, 10:32, More)

Zero hours 9 am

(Fri 22nd Jan 2021, 19:34, More)

C'mon down to Jesus Wheels... he'll save you... $$$ off a new chariot.

(Tue 5th Jan 2021, 9:08, More)

Introducing the NEW Tory "World beating" Track and Trace system.

(Tue 6th Oct 2020, 7:59, More)

What's the matter with you, can't you drive? eh? Oh my god, look what you've done!

(Sat 26th Sep 2020, 8:41, More)

NEW!! Exciting... Make ££££ fast...

(Thu 24th Sep 2020, 15:03, More)

Coronadelica

(Mon 14th Sep 2020, 16:20, More)

Ding.

(Tue 1st Sep 2020, 17:39, More)

Licky licky yum yum.

(Thu 27th Aug 2020, 16:10, More)

Take only class A's - leave only rubbish.

(Sat 15th Aug 2020, 11:18, More)

NEW! from DC games...

(Tue 11th Aug 2020, 12:28, More)

Introducing...

(Thu 6th Aug 2020, 10:21, More)

Robbing the poor to feed the rich.

(Tue 21st Jul 2020, 13:48, More)

Waka waka

(Mon 4th May 2020, 19:39, More)

(Mon 27th Apr 2020, 17:52, More)

Another day, another press conference...

(Tue 14th Apr 2020, 15:31, More)

Meanwhile at the press conference...

(Sat 11th Apr 2020, 16:37, More)

Hahaha... same idea :)

(Sat 4th Apr 2020, 16:47, More)

Testing, testing, one, two, three.
testing one two three.
(Thu 2nd Apr 2020, 10:58, More)

*may not be suitable for older children.

(Mon 30th Mar 2020, 21:37, More)

Are you ready?

Full length (with sound and that) version HERE
(Sun 29th Mar 2020, 22:02, More)

Clueless.

(Thu 26th Mar 2020, 0:41, More)

(Wed 26th Feb 2020, 11:50, More)

Cluck in the middle with you.

(Tue 25th Feb 2020, 11:04, More)

Here is a box, a musical box wound up and ready to play...
a musical box wound up and ready to play...
Full length (with sound and that) version HERE
(Fri 21st Feb 2020, 13:30, More)

Found at the Heston services on the M4.

(Thu 13th Feb 2020, 11:03, More)

We seek the deal.

...Eric the half a pea
(Mon 27th Jan 2020, 11:31, More)

Shots fired in the war against meat.

(Sun 12th Jan 2020, 22:42, More)

The only winning move is not to play.

(Thu 9th Jan 2020, 23:59, More)

The Trumpinator : Impeachment Day

Sound version imgur.com/74mbpYI
(Sat 4th Jan 2020, 2:53, More)

(Fri 3rd Jan 2020, 12:09, More)

Ratatory.

(Sun 29th Dec 2019, 22:29, More)

Behind the facade.

(Wed 11th Dec 2019, 21:06, More)

They don't, they don't speak for us.

(Thu 28th Nov 2019, 14:32, More)

A message to you Rudy.

(Wed 27th Nov 2019, 18:51, More)

At my signal, unleash glitter!

(Mon 11th Nov 2019, 12:57, More)

(Wed 6th Nov 2019, 19:32, More)

Some say, he used to push dinosaurs into tar pits...

(Tue 5th Nov 2019, 10:05, More)

Muhuhahahahaha-hah-ha-haaaaaa...



(Thu 31st Oct 2019, 10:29, More)

Will you still need me, will you still feed me...

(Thu 29th Aug 2019, 9:47, More)

You'll need to take it up with customer service.

(Tue 6th Aug 2019, 13:22, More)

Canute...

(Mon 5th Aug 2019, 10:58, More)

SHARK!

(Sun 4th Aug 2019, 11:50, More)

An industrial park just outside Slough...

(Wed 31st Jul 2019, 12:35, More)

See the Little Goblin, see his little feet. And his little nosey-wose, isn't the Goblin sweet?

(Thu 18th Jul 2019, 14:43, More)

Meanwhile, somewhere up north of Westminster, a muttering lad begins his day..
somewhere up north of Westminster a muttering lad begins his day..
(Thu 18th Jul 2019, 12:45, More)

After the smoke clears...

(Wed 10th Jul 2019, 16:27, More)

“The guy is an epic f*ck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him.”

(Tue 9th Jul 2019, 14:34, More)

No, but yeah, but no.

(Sat 6th Jul 2019, 20:46, More)

Mr Trump and the parade.

(Thu 4th Jul 2019, 16:02, More)

Coming soon.

(Tue 2nd Jul 2019, 0:12, More)

Traders!

(Mon 24th Jun 2019, 17:49, More)

duummm dummm... duuuummm duum... duuummmmm dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dummmmmmmm dummmm

(Thu 20th Jun 2019, 18:25, More)

Just a harmless, bumbling clown.
bumbling clown.
(Mon 17th Jun 2019, 15:10, More)

The Conservative Party Party.

(Wed 12th Jun 2019, 14:47, More)

Pants.

*edited thx to Tribs :)
(Wed 12th Jun 2019, 13:01, More)

Only for the... only for the... only for the hardcore UK raver!

(Sun 9th Jun 2019, 21:25, More)

Has anybody got any Veras?

(Sun 9th Jun 2019, 17:06, More)

Downing Street gives the Maybot her final score.

(Fri 7th Jun 2019, 12:25, More)

I see you've met Charles.

(Mon 3rd Jun 2019, 23:03, More)

Spin 2 win.

(Wed 29th May 2019, 14:10, More)

New design for Brexit Party logo.

(Tue 21st May 2019, 11:04, More)

Boo!

(Fri 17th May 2019, 14:54, More)

“Brexit, trust me, it will be jolly. Read the smallprint later.”
trust me it will be jolly. Read the smallprint later.”
(Fri 17th May 2019, 11:22, More)

Star Wars, if it were written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss.
if it were written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss.
https://www.nme.com/news/film/game-of-thrones-showrunners-write-next-star-wars-film-2487866
(Wed 15th May 2019, 15:44, More)

Inside No. 10

"This is a local country for local people, there’s nothing for you here"
(Sun 12th May 2019, 12:56, More)

You've lost your marbles!

(Fri 10th May 2019, 18:29, More)

Tick-tick-tock.

(Tue 7th May 2019, 16:34, More)

Those in between days.

(Fri 3rd May 2019, 11:37, More)

The Return of the Lost Kensington 7

(Sun 28th Apr 2019, 15:40, More)

Lovely jubbly.

(Sat 27th Apr 2019, 21:32, More)

We didn't boil him!

(Sat 27th Apr 2019, 18:29, More)

IMAGE LEAKED of the Banquet Menu for Donald Trump's State Visit to Buckingham Palace 3 June.

(Fri 26th Apr 2019, 22:47, More)

Here he comes to save the day!

(Wed 24th Apr 2019, 11:41, More)

Welcome to the UK.

(Tue 23rd Apr 2019, 15:31, More)

==

(Wed 17th Apr 2019, 12:25, More)

A long time ago in a Disney office far, far away...

(Tue 16th Apr 2019, 16:46, More)

Mew Order

(Sun 14th Apr 2019, 12:27, More)

October... probably.

(Thu 11th Apr 2019, 14:23, More)

The mess at Theresa's feet.

(Wed 10th Apr 2019, 13:23, More)

E x t e n s i o n . o n . o n . o n . o n

(Tue 9th Apr 2019, 13:32, More)

LOS ANGELES. NOVEMBER 2019.

(Fri 29th Mar 2019, 12:24, More)

Professor Mogg finally admits, to a gasping parliament, his dream contraption has significant shortcomings.

(Wed 27th Mar 2019, 17:05, More)

Post Brexit TV schedule.

(Tue 26th Mar 2019, 17:30, More)

I watched Pea-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

and Brexit still wobbles on.
(Fri 22nd Mar 2019, 16:10, More)

Try, try again.
try again.
(Fri 15th Mar 2019, 14:36, More)

Playing political games.

(Wed 13th Mar 2019, 13:39, More)

Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie, oh

(Sun 10th Mar 2019, 13:02, More)

(Fri 8th Mar 2019, 12:03, More)

(Tue 5th Mar 2019, 15:27, More)

Extended edition.

(Tue 26th Feb 2019, 13:06, More)

Come play with us Donald.

(Mon 25th Feb 2019, 17:33, More)

Negola dewaghi wooldugger?!?

(Tue 19th Feb 2019, 13:21, More)

President simulator installed at the White House.

(Thu 14th Feb 2019, 23:21, More)

And straight in at number 10 it's...

(Tue 12th Feb 2019, 11:32, More)

BREXIT Day 9 and police struggle to protect the last full shopping trolley in Great Britain.

(Tue 29th Jan 2019, 13:24, More)

Could it mean old Bin Kenobi ?

(Tue 29th Jan 2019, 8:30, More)

Okay. 5000. 100 feet per second is good. Going to check my attitude control. Attitude control is good...

(Tue 15th Jan 2019, 16:47, More)

Wiffle & Piffle and the case of the abominable PM.

(Tue 18th Dec 2018, 19:30, More)

The Don calls Cohen a 'Rat'.

(Sun 16th Dec 2018, 23:02, More)

Here's Snoopy!

(Fri 7th Dec 2018, 22:07, More)

Trump says his 'gut' can tell him more than 'anybody else's brain can ever tell me'.


https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/27/politics/washington-post-trump-gut/index.html
(Wed 28th Nov 2018, 20:50, More)

Priceless.

(Sat 11th Aug 2018, 18:44, More)

Take it, all the way!

(Fri 10th Aug 2018, 9:45, More)

PM proposed new post for Boris, maybe sealed by the weekend.

(Wed 8th Aug 2018, 16:56, More)

Mr. President, has it been a good visit?

Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for, and our special relationship is still very special.
.
(Thu 2nd Aug 2018, 13:17, More)

Women! They let 'em vote, smoke and drive - even put 'em in pants! And what happens? A Democrat for president!

(Thu 2nd Aug 2018, 11:27, More)

We stole a bus, bruv.
bruv.
(Wed 1st Aug 2018, 16:37, More)

Don't go down to the woods today.

(Sun 29th Jul 2018, 11:29, More)

A long time ago 1969, in a Camden Town far, far away...
in a Camden Town far far away...
(Sat 28th Jul 2018, 9:09, More)

(Fri 27th Jul 2018, 15:40, More)

Ocean's dying, plankton's dying...

(Thu 26th Jul 2018, 13:12, More)

Get your Thump Trump bag here!

Extended version on Youtube
*based on an idea by Paint!
(Sat 14th Jul 2018, 12:19, More)

Helloooo Donnie... come and play with us.

(Fri 13th Jul 2018, 19:43, More)

President Blimp.

(Thu 12th Jul 2018, 9:56, More)

Goodbye everyone, goodbye.

(Mon 9th Jul 2018, 17:04, More)

Resigned to the fact.

(Mon 9th Jul 2018, 11:29, More)

No jacket required.

(Fri 22nd Jun 2018, 17:34, More)

Don't see what all the fuss is about, it never did Donald any harm...

(Tue 19th Jun 2018, 20:46, More)

Insincere apologies for our loss.

(Fri 15th Jun 2018, 12:03, More)

One for Sunday.

(Thu 14th Jun 2018, 20:50, More)

What do you mean "who's flying the plane"? Nobody's flying the plane!

(Tue 5th Jun 2018, 11:39, More)

Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. That'll do, pig.

(Sat 2nd Jun 2018, 18:44, More)

If I say it's safe to graze this field, it's safe to graze this field.

(Sat 2nd Jun 2018, 16:24, More)

(Sat 2nd Jun 2018, 15:34, More)

Star Wars vs Disney....

Just a tiny clip but... there's more
(Thu 31st May 2018, 18:30, More)

"...and remember, the next tweet you read may be your own!"

(Tue 15th May 2018, 13:37, More)

We will.. We will... Rule you.

(Mon 14th May 2018, 12:52, More)

I'm not very big and I'm awful shy... And the lassies shout when I go by...

(Thu 10th May 2018, 11:58, More)

The weak become heroes and the stars align...

(Thu 10th May 2018, 10:07, More)

How does it feel...

(Wed 9th May 2018, 17:53, More)

The grabbing hands, grab all they can...

(edited, thanks wizard :)
(Tue 1st May 2018, 15:46, More)

a pea'ky blinder...

(Thu 26th Apr 2018, 17:46, More)

Immigrant season... NHS season... privatisation season... affordable housing season... disability season... brexit season...

(Thu 26th Apr 2018, 12:48, More)

MILLER : The origin story.

(Tue 17th Apr 2018, 13:21, More)

In a galaxy not far enough away...

(Thu 12th Apr 2018, 12:53, More)

Press button to start.

(Wed 11th Apr 2018, 17:39, More)

Whack-a-berg.

(Tue 10th Apr 2018, 22:26, More)

“Never tell me the odds!”

(Tue 10th Apr 2018, 14:08, More)

Eggs, chips and peas.

(Tue 10th Apr 2018, 8:58, More)

1/2 off - Space Force - see it today now only $3.99

(Wed 14th Mar 2018, 14:53, More)

"Can you see what's in them?"

(Sat 3rd Mar 2018, 14:59, More)

Blowing smoke

(Tue 30th Jan 2018, 11:16, More)

Dumbererest.

(Thu 25th Jan 2018, 13:35, More)

Comedy classics 101 : The binocular gag.

(Thu 11th Jan 2018, 17:37, More)

Your life, in their hands.

(Thu 11th Jan 2018, 16:40, More)

War never ends quietly.

(Thu 4th Jan 2018, 17:59, More)

Then, this happened.

*stolen ambulance, nobody was killed.
(Wed 3rd Jan 2018, 20:36, More)

Repeat to fade...

(Tue 19th Dec 2017, 11:18, More)

Under Donald's desk...

(Sat 16th Dec 2017, 17:45, More)

Little white lies.

Bigly version
(Mon 11th Dec 2017, 19:32, More)

A closer look at the CGI process of Snoke in The Last Jedi

(Sun 10th Dec 2017, 18:02, More)

"Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the beach that it's farthest from."

(Thu 30th Nov 2017, 10:28, More)

Leaked - Time Magazine - Person of the year edition

(Sat 25th Nov 2017, 19:18, More)

Elite - Trump edition

Your soul per month subscription - offshore loot crates - p2w - single player only
(Thu 23rd Nov 2017, 19:22, More)

Some day, some day, some day, Dominion

(Thu 16th Nov 2017, 10:42, More)

Hic!

(Fri 10th Nov 2017, 12:41, More)

The terrible twos

(Mon 6th Nov 2017, 12:39, More)

Hair today...

...gone tomorrow.
(Sat 4th Nov 2017, 12:44, More)

Sooner than you think.

(Thu 2nd Nov 2017, 13:12, More)

tick tock... tick....

(Tue 31st Oct 2017, 9:30, More)

New London 2049

pic from yesterdays orange sky thing
(Tue 17th Oct 2017, 13:48, More)

Go on... go on... go on... go on... ya will... ya will... ya will...

(Mon 9th Oct 2017, 13:16, More)

Have a new one...

(Mon 9th Oct 2017, 9:51, More)

Choo choo

(Sun 8th Oct 2017, 19:33, More)

Oh yah!

(Thu 5th Oct 2017, 17:37, More)

Mmmm I broke the rules again.

(Thu 5th Oct 2017, 16:18, More)

Faulty conference lighting.

(Tue 3rd Oct 2017, 17:53, More)

Well, that answers that then...

(Fri 29th Sep 2017, 12:37, More)

Coming soon™

(Tue 26th Sep 2017, 12:54, More)

It's the end of the world as we know it...

(Sat 23rd Sep 2017, 15:16, More)

Mondays.

(Mon 18th Sep 2017, 13:06, More)

Introducing the Moggbot 1900

(Tue 12th Sep 2017, 13:23, More)

(Wed 6th Sep 2017, 11:56, More)

(Tue 5th Sep 2017, 10:03, More)

(Fri 1st Sep 2017, 15:42, More)

Pass.

(Fri 25th Aug 2017, 14:27, More)

Clean up on aisle 3...

(Thu 24th Aug 2017, 17:08, More)

go on... ya will... go on... ya will... ya will... ya will...

(Wed 16th Aug 2017, 15:12, More)

Parp!

(Mon 14th Aug 2017, 20:00, More)

Oh! What a Lovely War.

(Sat 29th Jul 2017, 10:09, More)

Greetings, Professor Falken, shall we play a game?
Professor Falken shall we play a game?
(Fri 28th Jul 2017, 20:23, More)

How the Croft's amassed their fortune.

(Fri 28th Jul 2017, 14:26, More)

Hilts was always planning a breakout.

(Thu 27th Jul 2017, 18:48, More)

Smells like old bullshit.

(Sat 22nd Jul 2017, 10:01, More)

You've Been Duped.

(Thu 20th Jul 2017, 12:42, More)

A children's guide to the robot revolution.

(Wed 19th Jul 2017, 14:49, More)

Oink.

(Fri 14th Jul 2017, 14:45, More)

"Bear with me", said Piglet.

(Thu 13th Jul 2017, 21:16, More)

Sorry Roger...

(Thu 13th Jul 2017, 17:39, More)

It's always the same and it's always different.

(Thu 6th Jul 2017, 18:07, More)

Govebot seems most alarmed.

(Tue 4th Jul 2017, 13:41, More)

Malfunction... malfunction...

(Sun 2nd Jul 2017, 16:00, More)

The tree with only Westminster branches

(Thu 29th Jun 2017, 21:18, More)

Invisible wall

(Fri 23rd Jun 2017, 13:40, More)

(Wed 21st Jun 2017, 15:33, More)

Some people just want to watch the world burn

(Mon 12th Jun 2017, 18:41, More)

(Sun 11th Jun 2017, 14:54, More)

Available soon.

(Wed 7th Jun 2017, 11:52, More)

You know you want to...

(Fri 2nd Jun 2017, 17:15, More)

the man who sold out the world

(Fri 2nd Jun 2017, 11:32, More)

(Thu 1st Jun 2017, 20:07, More)

Round and round it goes

(Tue 30th May 2017, 12:17, More)

(Mon 29th May 2017, 14:40, More)

Sacked, the perfect solution.

(Fri 26th May 2017, 13:12, More)

(Thu 18th May 2017, 13:49, More)

(Fri 12th May 2017, 12:54, More)

Pac-Old-Man

(Sat 18th Mar 2017, 21:49, More)

(Wed 8th Feb 2017, 16:26, More)