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# Do you have a top hat with the lid open, and a dog on a string?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Ah, the good old days...
These days I've got a knackered fishing hat and a yo-yo on a chain. Even rats give me a wide berth.
Which is jolly kind of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I'm guessing
he's of those naked types who wears a barrel with shoulderstraps, like in an old cartoon.
shrink4men.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/man-wearing-barrel-and-suspenders-after-divorce1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Friend of mine explained divorce to me recently;
They divided his earnings, worth and pension into two exact halves.
She got one half, and her lawyer got the other.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)