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# It's award season!
And the Golden Croissant goes to....



if you like this sort of thing, I have made an image challenge suggestion....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Swat them both with a newspaper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:15, archived)
# That . . . is what Valintimes is all about . . . right there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# hahahaha
what went on in your head to create this???
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I had a whole series lined up.
Then I couldn't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Was Derek and Clive an inspiration for creating this?
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# either way
it gives me the horn...
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Everything gives me the Horn,

except my wife Vallery.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Ha-ha! Whut?
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# what's wrong with you?
if you know, tell me cos I got it too
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# bloody hell
*cackles*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# this is.....well......it's just.....
*speechless*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:38, archived)
# This is the very definition of awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Best Inbreeding Award !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Most Romantic
and I bet he didn't even buy any flowers
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:38, archived)
# i love the fact
that this seems perfectly normal to them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I like the fact that he refers to the mask using the definite article, meaning his friend has previous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
# i think his friend usually watches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)
# That's what I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:46, archived)
# my brain's not working tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Clive is in a call centre trying to sell them cheaper gas and electric.
Clive doesn't like his job anymore...
(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Haha
(herman:D, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# sexie
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# this made me laugh heartily!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha wtf? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Now THIS is very funny...
...may I add my *click*?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 18:18, archived)
#
proper guffaw!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
Splendid!!!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Pure
Gee

Nee

Uss
(robbersdog, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# 12!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:53, archived)
# jesus
this caused me to laught too loudly then have to explain why.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Oh god help me to breathe...
I was going to use b3ta.com as the subject of a short presentation at uni tomorrow, showing the home page. I'm scuppered now... mainly because I just can't stop laughing at this one, yet somehow I feel it won't be quite so well received by the panel of academics or the student cohort, most of whom are from overseas with limited English skills...
(I helped save b3ta! Lherkin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Ha!
Just imagine trying to explain this, and why it's funny...
(robbersdog, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# I have just brought up various bodily secretions into and out of my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:53, archived)
# grim
aww that's grim. Nice one!
(marporats, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:48, archived)
# THIS is the why of the internet
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
the is the funniest thing I've seen in ages

WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)
# it's a good idea in theory
but it'd end up being a week of just him and julian assange
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# And the couple off the BT ads.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:15, archived)
# in a world inhabited by "celebs" and naughty politicians
that's the best we'd come up with?

*puts on foil hat*

edit: not just smug awards - any award, make up the award!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)
# i'm sure people could come up with better
but they're just such obvious easy targets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Make up an award
Maybe your pet has won the "best at shitting somewhere you can't reach" award....

Just me then.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# ah, i'm with you now
my pet could win the Most Invisible Pet Award.

EDIT: clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# It's a good idea.
A good idea. Good girl. You've done well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Panorama is just finishing an interesting edition all about Mr. Assange.
I quite respected the guy, beforehand.
Now, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# i'm sticking with new tricks
haven't got the attention span for anything serious tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)
# I'm now watching "The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes".
Much more entertaining, and The Hulk figures heavily in this one.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# new tricks till ten, then the howling
if i don't set reminders, i forget what i wanted to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)
# "Silver bullets, my ass! Get 'em, T.C."
Awesome flick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)
# that's if i can stay awake
curiously tired tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Watch it in bed.
If your eyes rebel, you can crash out.
And if they don't, you get to see Steed (and the holographic Doctor from 'Voyager') chewing up the scenery in spectacular fashion..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:46, archived)
# telly in the bedroom has no cable
it's for dvds only.
not that i ever use it, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
#
hur hur - liked the one above too.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:18, archived)
# pfft...compo could be a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
#
Roses are Green
Violets are Orange
I'm colour blind
so I can't join the airforce.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)
#
Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
They cost you a fortune,
And next week they're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# And so are the flowers ... er ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)