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THNX to Valin (RIP mate)for this
THNX to Fiend for this one
THNX to Ninj for this one:
THNX to Joe Scaramanga for use of badge..
thanx to Hekim for this "fluffeh award"


Recent front page messages:

splish followed splosh


i.imgur.com/Ac7m3Bd.gif


i.imgur.com/a0ltFvZ.gif
(Tue 9th Aug 2016, 6:38, More)

:)


i.imgur.com/kZWpdW0.gif
(Sun 31st Jul 2016, 9:42, More)




i.imgur.com/rk3YImj.gifv
(Mon 18th Jul 2016, 14:42, More)




i.imgur.com/Lx5Johk.gifv
(Tue 21st Jun 2016, 4:55, More)

:)

(Sat 19th Dec 2015, 0:13, More)

wahey

(Mon 21st Sep 2015, 20:44, More)

wahey

(Tue 2nd Jun 2015, 16:04, More)

makin' a run for it

(Thu 14th May 2015, 14:04, More)

cock

(Mon 27th Apr 2015, 21:34, More)

raisins to be cheerful
*plops*
(Sat 25th Apr 2015, 22:44, More)

*loves a little late-night Hitler*

(Thu 16th Apr 2015, 2:07, More)

cheeky one for the compo

(Fri 6th Mar 2015, 3:33, More)

as within most colonies,the Queen spends all her time laying eggs,perhaps upto 1500 a day.
...occasionally stopping for a swan sandwich
(Wed 25th Feb 2015, 17:15, More)



(Sun 22nd Feb 2015, 14:56, More)

:)

(Wed 4th Feb 2015, 11:58, More)

:)

(Mon 1st Dec 2014, 15:20, More)

hmmm............dunno.....................a tumbleful of steps?

(Thu 21st Aug 2014, 20:23, More)

I like the idea of horror furniture
occasional table of death,Killer cabinets(matching) etc


and the winner will be Sheep's man-eating deckchair
(Mon 14th Jul 2014, 12:28, More)



(Wed 2nd Jul 2014, 1:17, More)

World Cup....new telly.....ice cream......does it get any better?

(Sun 15th Jun 2014, 13:13, More)

bit o' footie

(Wed 4th Jun 2014, 20:09, More)

.... should inspire chickens everywhere to rise up...... "Chicken Spring"

(Fri 16th May 2014, 11:51, More)

bottom one's a dead ringer for Nick Griffin

(Mon 12th May 2014, 16:14, More)

uncanny would

(Sun 11th May 2014, 21:51, More)

also early version...after ' 69 they went electric

(Sun 11th May 2014, 5:07, More)

them IBM injuns invented binary I heard

(Thu 8th May 2014, 23:00, More)

Old Jokes Dept.

(Tue 15th Apr 2014, 16:03, More)

for all radio-controlled Kopter Kittens

(Mon 7th Apr 2014, 12:52, More)




www.youtube.com/watch?v=22J7e-Eqfw4
(Fri 14th Mar 2014, 9:46, More)



(Fri 7th Mar 2014, 21:06, More)

off topic :)

(Fri 21st Feb 2014, 11:59, More)

:)

(Fri 19th Jul 2013, 16:12, More)

;)

(Wed 19th Jun 2013, 23:02, More)

:(

(Thu 6th Jun 2013, 3:26, More)

wee pea

(Thu 30th May 2013, 21:54, More)


not entirely sure where this was heading but here's where it landed :)
(Wed 29th May 2013, 9:25, More)

:)

(Fri 24th May 2013, 1:28, More)

:)

(Wed 8th May 2013, 16:27, More)

I love picture books

(Tue 7th May 2013, 15:37, More)



(Thu 18th Apr 2013, 23:35, More)

:)

(Wed 17th Apr 2013, 16:51, More)

oops

(Sat 13th Apr 2013, 18:02, More)

more compost

(Mon 8th Apr 2013, 21:40, More)

must have bin....

(Thu 4th Apr 2013, 18:06, More)



(Wed 3rd Apr 2013, 0:52, More)

:)

(Tue 19th Mar 2013, 9:02, More)

he'll be peckish after :)

(Wed 6th Mar 2013, 20:49, More)

shouldn't be posting this on "PopeDay"
show some respect man

(Mon 11th Feb 2013, 14:12, More)

:) we'll never know

(Tue 4th Dec 2012, 14:16, More)

he waits....he listens.....he's wired for sound

(Fri 23rd Nov 2012, 9:28, More)



(Thu 30th Aug 2012, 21:40, More)

:D

(Tue 14th Aug 2012, 15:30, More)


aaaw :)

(Thu 26th Jul 2012, 10:51, More)



(Sat 30th Jun 2012, 20:44, More)

Granny passed away :(

(Wed 27th Jun 2012, 20:26, More)

:)

(Sun 24th Jun 2012, 15:25, More)

bit of morning exercise.....busy afternoon of executions ahead....


www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/mar/22/report-north-korea-using-mortar-firing-squads/
(Mon 18th Jun 2012, 11:17, More)

wahey...he's on the cod

(Sat 16th Jun 2012, 15:55, More)


:D
(Tue 12th Jun 2012, 9:41, More)

oh fuck! :(

(Mon 4th Jun 2012, 9:13, More)

:D

(Fri 1st Jun 2012, 14:59, More)

oooooh...someone's in a bad mood today

(Fri 25th May 2012, 14:14, More)

heh heh :)

(Thu 24th May 2012, 20:33, More)

Philiping heck !!!

(Wed 9th May 2012, 14:45, More)

You have to bulleve :D

(Tue 8th May 2012, 15:10, More)

ding ding :D

(Sat 21st Apr 2012, 14:46, More)

:D

(Fri 20th Apr 2012, 10:51, More)

Ban's de man :)

(Mon 16th Apr 2012, 22:12, More)

study of a chicken wearing shades whilst negotiating busy highway :)

(Wed 11th Apr 2012, 18:39, More)

*ponders*

(Tue 10th Apr 2012, 22:31, More)

:D

(Sun 18th Mar 2012, 15:53, More)

fleas are buggin' him :(

(Fri 9th Mar 2012, 13:01, More)


don't like leaving it parked on the street in case it gets nicked...

(Wed 29th Feb 2012, 12:13, More)

I liked Snappyuk's idea so gave it a quick runthrough....

www.b3ta.com/board/10700841
(Fri 24th Feb 2012, 11:38, More)

or play banjo :)

(Tue 21st Feb 2012, 23:37, More)

leaving soon.....

(Sun 19th Feb 2012, 20:52, More)

one more :D

(Tue 14th Feb 2012, 13:16, More)

:)

(Mon 13th Feb 2012, 9:18, More)

:)

(Mon 6th Feb 2012, 18:07, More)

:D

(Mon 30th Jan 2012, 16:03, More)

OH NOES!!!....run little fella.....

(Thu 26th Jan 2012, 23:56, More)

separated at birth...

(Wed 25th Jan 2012, 9:02, More)

unlurk again soon

(Tue 10th Jan 2012, 21:45, More)

I killed Santa.....it was an accident ...honest :(

(Thu 22nd Dec 2011, 12:02, More)

:D

(Fri 9th Dec 2011, 11:40, More)

:D
not exactly a misplaced prop but meh :)
(Wed 23rd Nov 2011, 11:29, More)


:D

(Thu 17th Nov 2011, 10:51, More)

he's such a tease

(Mon 14th Nov 2011, 13:55, More)

he loves his TT

(Thu 10th Nov 2011, 11:25, More)

he's wishing he'd made 'em a bit taller now...

(Tue 1st Nov 2011, 11:05, More)

Papal blessing

(Fri 28th Oct 2011, 8:30, More)



(Tue 18th Oct 2011, 14:18, More)

:D

(Tue 11th Oct 2011, 16:28, More)

go on girl...

(Tue 11th Oct 2011, 16:19, More)

"I'm b-a-a-ad, I'm b-a-a-ad...really really b-a-a-ad" :D

(Wed 14th Sep 2011, 15:43, More)

ning

(Sat 3rd Sep 2011, 19:45, More)



(Thu 1st Sep 2011, 8:45, More)



(Thu 25th Aug 2011, 1:27, More)



(Sat 20th Aug 2011, 17:59, More)



(Sun 31st Jul 2011, 20:56, More)

happy hopper's on a roll

(Fri 1st Jul 2011, 15:50, More)

phwoar

(Wed 8th Jun 2011, 20:37, More)

I can't bear to watch penalty shootouts.......let me know if he scores

(Mon 9th May 2011, 15:49, More)

pfft

(Thu 28th Apr 2011, 9:02, More)



www.b3ta.com/board/10395016
(Mon 18th Apr 2011, 19:09, More)



(Tue 5th Apr 2011, 14:25, More)



(Thu 24th Mar 2011, 11:58, More)



(Wed 16th Mar 2011, 11:06, More)

Rare footage.........Hitler invades New York..........ON HIS OWN!!

(Sun 13th Mar 2011, 17:06, More)

"Death to the....erm......fiddly bits"

(Fri 4th Mar 2011, 22:48, More)

can't decide if this is Gaddafi's "Tommy Cooper",or Tommy Cooper's "Gaddafi"

(Fri 25th Feb 2011, 15:23, More)

#2

(Mon 21st Feb 2011, 12:59, More)

Nick was initially excited when invited over for a threesome....

(Tue 1st Feb 2011, 16:34, More)

shopping in EscherLand has it's ups and downs

(Mon 31st Jan 2011, 12:53, More)

meh

(Thu 27th Jan 2011, 16:19, More)

WAHEY!....Terry's learned a trick :D

(Wed 26th Jan 2011, 16:12, More)

happy tenth year you ginger furry :D

(Fri 7th Jan 2011, 16:46, More)

he reminds me of George Formby

(Tue 4th Jan 2011, 15:36, More)



(Thu 16th Dec 2010, 12:28, More)

slow board today

(Tue 7th Dec 2010, 11:56, More)

"realistic grunts"

(Thu 18th Nov 2010, 22:07, More)

*drags back on*

(Sat 13th Nov 2010, 17:59, More)

lunacy :)

(Fri 12th Nov 2010, 17:00, More)



(Wed 10th Nov 2010, 16:42, More)

...consequently :)

(Sat 23rd Oct 2010, 14:32, More)

Knutty Ash :D

(Sat 16th Oct 2010, 21:02, More)

that's his third set o'barbells this mornin'............he's wrecked two

(Mon 11th Oct 2010, 14:18, More)

popular book

(Tue 5th Oct 2010, 16:38, More)

:)

(Wed 29th Sep 2010, 15:41, More)

play 'em off keyboard WIL

www.b3ta.com/board/10199555
(Sat 25th Sep 2010, 21:32, More)

play 'em off keyboard fish

(Sat 25th Sep 2010, 19:29, More)

big match on at Huddersfield

(Tue 14th Sep 2010, 14:30, More)

:)

(Sun 8th Aug 2010, 18:56, More)

his favourite compo :)

(Fri 9th Jul 2010, 22:17, More)

CRAZY FOOL!!!!!.........no helmet on AND he's left his stand down :(

(Sun 4th Jul 2010, 21:31, More)

he reminds me of Mr.T....I think it's the hairstyle

(Wed 30th Jun 2010, 15:23, More)

he has an admirer now,who drops by regularly to listen:D

(Wed 30th Jun 2010, 14:09, More)

I only know 3 things about this guy...

(Thu 24th Jun 2010, 16:43, More)

Turd de France....hold yer noses,here they come

(Wed 9th Jun 2010, 12:36, More)

Parkinson's can fuck right off

(Sat 5th Jun 2010, 3:17, More)

holy fcuk!!!!

(Mon 24th May 2010, 21:07, More)



(Sat 8th May 2010, 11:56, More)



(Thu 6th May 2010, 12:50, More)

re: Chumpers' epic :D


www.b3ta.com/board/10026396
(Fri 30th Apr 2010, 11:19, More)

pop pop pop


www.b3ta.com/board/10020820
(Thu 29th Apr 2010, 15:45, More)

bored!................. re-hash tiem:)

(Sun 11th Apr 2010, 17:11, More)

my cats love Party Broadcasts on behalf of the Labour Party

(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 15:39, More)

"Aloha"

(Fri 26th Mar 2010, 12:40, More)

Charlie loves his shortbread

(Thu 25th Mar 2010, 16:35, More)

:)

(Tue 23rd Mar 2010, 12:00, More)

pissed again.....

(Tue 9th Mar 2010, 21:12, More)

:)

(Wed 3rd Mar 2010, 15:25, More)

hmmm....maybe a hook would help...............

(Fri 26th Feb 2010, 11:43, More)

"dum dee dum" :D

(Wed 27th Jan 2010, 16:13, More)

he's getting the hang of it now.................

www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/InstantCats.jpg
(Wed 13th Jan 2010, 19:28, More)

here's Hector :)

(Tue 12th Jan 2010, 17:12, More)

what does "F" stand for,Gordon?

(Sat 19th Dec 2009, 22:17, More)

"there's been a terrible accident,,,,but merry christmas anyway" :)

(Sun 13th Dec 2009, 20:20, More)

am it dance tiem yet? :)

(Tue 8th Dec 2009, 16:25, More)

more fluff

(Tue 1st Dec 2009, 21:51, More)

bad hair day :(

(Sat 28th Nov 2009, 12:13, More)

pingpong kitties love pingpong :)

(Mon 16th Nov 2009, 15:48, More)

anyone gotta bone for Paris?

(Sun 1st Nov 2009, 20:44, More)

RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

(Mon 19th Oct 2009, 20:33, More)

hahaha..................and seeing as peas are flying........

(Thu 24th Sep 2009, 23:43, More)

safe to go back in now:)

(Tue 22nd Sep 2009, 17:34, More)

quickie

(Sat 22nd Aug 2009, 22:31, More)

"I can't get no............SAUSAGEFACTION"

(Wed 19th Aug 2009, 21:51, More)

:D

(Tue 11th Aug 2009, 23:35, More)

:(
Photobucket
(Sat 4th Jul 2009, 20:20, More)

relax:D

(Mon 29th Jun 2009, 15:30, More)

i did warn'em not to play near water:(

(Tue 23rd Jun 2009, 15:29, More)

slurp:)

(Sun 14th Jun 2009, 20:55, More)

fancy dress might help

(Sat 25th Apr 2009, 17:26, More)

leader of teh pack:)

(Sat 21st Mar 2009, 18:40, More)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 18:02, More)

happy banana
loves to whistle
(Tue 2nd Dec 2008, 19:35, More)

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